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Old 08-11-2004, 12:10 AM
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I wouldn`t bet on it. I mean, humans are stupid, but Klingons... :twisted:

ON TOPIC - Any success yet in the licking? :mrgreen:
Nope. *sticks fist in mouth instead*
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Old 08-11-2004, 12:12 AM
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Nope, my neck (or my toung :shock: ) would have to grow another two inchs.
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Old 08-11-2004, 07:15 AM
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Actually, it IS possible to lick your elbow! I just tried and succeeded! It was painful, but successful, :mrgreen: You weaklings are just not trying enough. :twisted: :twisted:

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No way...I want photographic evidence of this :x :lol: :twisted:
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:12 AM
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I'm reminded of my brother telling me that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary...
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:08 AM
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But of course, the founders would have put that skill in the genetic code of the Vorta. It's a great distraction tactic when in war with humans.

Oh, and Worf couldn't shoot an elbow licking Vorta if it stood right in front of him. It's different with the bat-leth, of course.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:20 PM
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Alien who is spying on Earth: Those pathetic humans are trying to lick their own elbows. We advanced aliens found out long ago that it is impossible.

*alien looks over at the crew, who are attempting to lick their own elbows*

Alien: Why do I have the sudden urge to lick my elbow?
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:50 PM
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:roll: See?! You HAVE to try it!

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Oh, and Worf couldn't shoot an elbow licking Vorta if it stood right in front of him. It's different with the bat-leth, of course.
It's always different with a Bat'leth :wink:
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:54 PM
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The question I have to ask now is... why would anyone want to lick their elbow?
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:05 PM
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Interesting question Hotaru...but I'm sure there are a great many reasons...um...yeah. I'm sure there are :mrgreen:

*thinks*

Maybe you dipped your elbow in your coffee by accident and didn't want to waste the coffee? (Mmmmmm...)
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:33 PM
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I think all that coffee is getting to your head, Lexy.

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Old 08-20-2004, 08:58 PM
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I think all that coffee is getting to your head, Lexy.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:43 PM
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200 posts....

*Looks at own postcount*

Erm, no comment.
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Old 08-20-2004, 11:02 PM
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^What do you mean, no comment? Of course you have comment! You always have comment!

I, on the other hand... :roll:
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Old 08-20-2004, 11:41 PM
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Okay, so I again attempted to lick my elbow and succeeded. I can`t believe nobody else can do it, :P
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PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDANCE! :P
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Old 08-21-2004, 11:30 AM
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Hmm...nic, no one is beleiving you! *tries again* Nope, it's not possible! Show us the mone...er, photo!
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Old 08-21-2004, 12:06 PM
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I think Nic might be pulling our collective... elbows.
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Old 08-21-2004, 12:29 PM
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Probably. If not, Nic, you're a freak.

But then again, aren't we all? :roll:
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Photographic evidence? That might be difficult... First, to suffer the humiliation of someone taking a picture of me while I`m all distorted, with my elbow on my mouth and my tongue sticking out and licking it... then for people in the photo studio to see that while developing pictures... then all of you looking at me in that position...

Isn`t my honest word as a Vorta enough? :shock:
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