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Old 10-21-2003, 10:58 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What (almost) rhymes with Bastillion?

A: Knoppix.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you call a picture of John Knopp?

(Don't ask me who the frell John Knopp is-- I don't know either.)

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a five-mile-long space station of DOOM!

[quoteost_uid0]Q: So, to recap, we'll kill Jonas, Bill Gates, the guy in the Barney suit, and that Sheridan chap.
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Why Kill Bill? [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, I cant read this cryptic data on this weird station.

A: Look behind you. Oh wait, too late.

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Old 10-22-2003, 04:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Ensign, where was that last Borg that we--[bost_uid0][iost_uid0]GAK![/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0]

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0]Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-22-2003, 04:47 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can you repeat how The President's intelligence looks like for those who didnt hear you the first 20 times, please?



A: Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-22-2003, 06:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's wrong with repeating myself? It's not my fault if all these questions you guys are asking have the same answer!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-22-2003, 06:24 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Again, just for the sake of clarity, what does The President's intelligence look like?



A: Sorry, I know the question is rude,but the answer must be said, because it's true.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why do you keep asking if I am related to a monkey?

A: Monkey See, Monkey Forgot[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the title of Dr Laura's new autobiography?


A: I understand. Really. I wasnt sleeping or anything.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think we should kill 17 for constantly repeating herself? Opium?

A: What about the upgrade of her baguette? I have the feeling we can't escape it now.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Here, what do you think of this plan to inflitrate 17's harem, kidnap Delenn and get the hell out before she comes after us? Foolproof, isn't it?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a--WHAT THE HELL! [bost_uid0]Get BACK HERE with Delenn, you [iost_uid0]SCUMBAG[/iost_uid0]![/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Alright, we got Delenn. Now just to escape sevent-- Uh-oh.

A: Anata wa baka desu![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: cat, you've been talking funny ever since 17 thwapped you really hard with Babylon 5...

A: Cryptic. Obscure. ...Oh, wait, Captain, now I recognize the sense of aliens' usual astonishment at my uselessness.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Omoishiroi, desne To'Porusan?

A: It's not cryptic or obscure, but it does look like a baguette, don't you think?

That would be "You are stupid" in Japanese. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are you staring at 17's posts like that?



A: And it just went on, like a nightmare that comes back every night, like the bad song that wont go away, like the fly that you can catch, like the TV show that sucks, like the English debate over Star Wars vs Cheese, like that yappy dog next door, like that cat with the bell across the street, like...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why are you so morose about dying over and over and over, John?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baked French phallic symbol.


[quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"]That would be "You are stupid" in Japanese. [/quoteost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: 17, what are some features of your species on Minbar?


A: PLEASE DONT HURT ME![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what did the captain of the DOOMed ship say?

A: Sorry, there is too much interference.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Could you please go to 17 and tell her... Why are you rustling with that piece of paper?

A: Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like it's going to THWAP me.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. *insert whistling sound as Babylon 5 is propelled toward catalina*

A. Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a transwarp baguette of DOOM!.



[quoteost_uid0]That would be "You are stupid" in Japanese.[/quoteost_uid0]
I knew that. Silly me. v_v[/colorost_uid0]
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