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#61
03-19-2003, 03:36 PM
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 ost_uid0]-38. Your first reaction at hearing the phrase "J.C. Penney's" is surprise at the idea that the federal government would be minting a coin in honor of Voyager, followed by a sense of betrayal that your best friend would lie to you, even something as minor as "Hey, I heard President Bush is a C/7er. Honest!"[/colorost_uid0]
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03-19-2003, 03:52 PM
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ost_uid0]-39. You've started watching Trek series you previously hadn't just so you could read the fivers for them.[/colorost_uid0]
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03-19-2003, 10:40 PM
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ost_uid0]-40. On the way home, you see a sign outside an Arby's restaurant advertising a "99-cent Chili Cheese Burger", and you immediately try to imagine a TJI in which the Chili Joke Police perform a sting operation against the place. ::blush::[/colorost_uid0]
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#65
03-19-2003, 11:50 PM
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ost_uid0]I think another ten will be more than enough.[/colorost_uid0]
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#66
03-20-2003, 12:20 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]I think another ten will be more than enough.[/quoteost_uid0]Right now it's at prairie-winter level. (See, Kira? Told you we'd get here).[/color ost_uid0]
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#67
03-20-2003, 12:58 AM
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ost_uid0]::waits for zeke to pick the top ten and put up a list on the site:: :P[/colorost_uid0]
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#68
03-20-2003, 01:01 AM
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ost_uid0]Shouldn't we have at least another seven, Celeste?  Oh, wait, technically we already passed that...whoops. Never mind.[/color ost_uid0]
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#69
03-20-2003, 01:13 AM
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[quote
ost_uid0="Celeste"][color=#000000ost_uid0]::waits for zeke to pick the top ten and put up a list on the site:: :P[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]Can I hold you to that? 'Cause I'm not going to be doing so.  [/colorost_uid0]
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#70
03-20-2003, 02:51 AM
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ost_uid0]Zeke, are you offering to let Celeste pick the top ten and try to somehow get the list up on the site? Or are you encouraging Celeste to just sit quietly and wait for an event that will never happen? :S[/colorost_uid0]
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03-20-2003, 02:55 AM
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ost_uid0]The latter, doubtless.[/colorost_uid0]
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#72
03-20-2003, 11:52 AM
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ost_uid0]Zeke, you shoulda just said "Soon." Then we all would have understood. ;Pbtw. you're mean. hmph :P[/color ost_uid0]
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#73
03-20-2003, 10:47 PM
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ost_uid0]>> the Apocryphive (early drafts of published fivers) <<Not to be confused with the Pseudepigrafivica (drafts of fivers that never got published).[/color ost_uid0]
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#74
03-20-2003, 11:03 PM
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ost_uid0]Celeste, If you [iost_uid0][bost_uid0][uost_uid0]really, really[/uost_uid0][/iost_uid0][/bost_uid0] want your TopTen list put on the site, why don't you hack into the site and [iost_uid0]place[/iost_uid0] it there? I remember I did that once when I...woah...too many details.Let's try this little-known iB Code tag... EDIT:Cooool...it's all red...[/color ost_uid0]
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#75
03-21-2003, 01:25 AM
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#76
03-21-2003, 06:14 AM
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ost_uid0]-41: You start suffering withdrawl symptoms when you can't go to 5MV for one reason or another. (This actually happened to me when the site was down last month.)[/colorost_uid0]
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#77
03-22-2003, 12:48 AM
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ost_uid0]-42. Holding of tearful annual candlelight vigil early each March for "Topic Title".[/colorost_uid0]
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#78
03-23-2003, 05:27 AM
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ost_uid0="Things Are Good"][color=#000000ost_uid0]-32: For a fleeting moment, you wonder why newbies are posting in this thread. [/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]In case you were talking about me - I've been looking at this site for years, I was just to shy to talk or anything until now. If not, then scratch that.[/colorost_uid0]
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#80
03-24-2003, 03:09 AM
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ost_uid0]-44. Every time you click on a topic and see that someone has used an extra ? or !, you instinctively bolt from your chair, charge heedlessly out of the house, and dive for the bomb-proof shelter you spent a week assembling for this very purpose.-45. You wince every time you turn on the radio in the middle of "Land of a Thousand Dances". (That was supposed to be self-deprecating. Go ahead, laugh already. )[/colorost_uid0]
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