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Old 06-25-2005, 07:23 PM
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Odo: It's good being a changeling again. No more beds, no more food,...
Kira: No more sex?
Odo: I wasn't a solid long enough for that anyway.
...the things you don't pick up on until a third read...

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Martok: And here's Mystery Guest Number 2... Enabran Tain!
Worf: Oooh!
Garak: See, but that wasn't a surprise because we knew Tain sent the message.
Martok: Shhh!
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Garak: Uh, I already knew that. I'm much more interested in who my mother is.
Tain: Oh, that was -- GAK!
Oh, her. She seems to get around. Everyone seems to have her name on their lips when they die.

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Old 06-25-2005, 08:38 PM
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...the things you don't pick up on until a third read...
I was wondering if anyone would notice that joke.
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Old 06-26-2005, 04:01 AM
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>> I was wondering if anyone would notice that joke. <<

I sure didn't until it got pointed out. You used some impressive cloaking technology on that one, Derek.
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Old 06-26-2005, 04:27 AM
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It takes a dirty mind to penetrate that cloak.

Naturally, I noticed it first.

I wasn't quite sure if he meant it at first. It seemed a little low-brow for Derek.
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I wasn't quite sure if he meant it at first. It seemed a little low-brow for Derek.
Thus the cloaking. I didn't want to end the scene there, or it would be obvious I intended it.
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...the things you don't pick up on until a third read...

It takes a dirty mind to penetrate that cloak.
Naturally, I noticed it first.
I wasn't quite sure if he meant it at first. It seemed a little low-brow for Derek.
There's a cloaked joke of similar low-browness in my First Fiver Retrospective, which was published today. Let's see if Sa'ar catches it.
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Old 06-29-2005, 04:35 PM
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Let's see if Sa'ar catches it.
"An added attraction about Seven was that, earlier in the fourth season, she had made quite a striking entrance with her "dermoplastic garment" -- technobabble for the silver spandex catsuit which was notorious for cutting off the blood circulation in Jeri Ryan's carotid artery and for increasing it in certain segments of the viewership."

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Another great job, Derek. :mrgreen:



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Spaceship: Whee! This is the life.... What th--? The octagonal key doesn't lock in?
Earth's Gravity: C'mere.
Spaceship: Oh no, not again.


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Random Doctor: That beam falling on your father's leg severely damaged his optic nerve.
*has to go back and look at this again to notice...* Heheheh.

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Jonathan: ...And then when he was, like, eighteen months old, this is the cutest thing, he actually ate Martha's sewing machine. You should have seen his Pampers that night!
Nixon: I can't believe I'm saying this, but shut up!
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Jonathan: Too bad I wasn't as trapped as I thought. (SLUG!)
Nixon: Too bad you're not as impervious as your son. (SMASH!)
Lex: Too bad you forgot I always carry a loaded pistol when the plot requires me to. (BANG!)
Nixon: My bad. GAK!
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And the whole OC fiver was hilarious!
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