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Old 06-07-2005, 05:16 AM
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Continuing the four-day ENT S3 wrapup, here's Five-Minute "Damage". All the thrills and chills of yesterday's fiver with only half the formatting errors!
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Old 06-07-2005, 10:24 AM
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Archer: ....and tricks are for kids. Lay in a course.
UUUUUUUUUUGH Well, now I've had my pun supplement for the day...

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That was beautiful.

Hilarious! I'm all excited for the conclusion!
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Old 06-07-2005, 05:53 PM
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T'Pol: How's that damage report coming?
Tucker: I'm on page 35. I still think a report on what isn't damaged would be faster.
T'Pol: Continue. Mr. Reed, find out where the hell Mayweather is. In the meantime, Ensign Sato will take the helm. After all, isn't piloting just another language?
Sato: No!
T'Pol: Isn't it, though?
Sato: (sigh) I see I'm not going to win this one.


Aquatic Xindi 1: No. Don't go look. I said d--
Archer: HOLY!
Aquatic Xindi 1: Oh great. The human's seen our sacred water polo game.
Aquatic Xindi 2: At least he passed out from the satisfaction.


T'Pol: No, we just can't find him. No one died except 14 of the crew.
Archer: Whew.
Heehee :mrgreen:

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T'Pol's Balance: I don't feel so good. Nervous system, remind the superego we're late for our next fix.
T'Pol's Nervous System: Can someone else do it for once? I'm tired.
T'Pol's Sense of Logic: God, I wish the rest of you would just shut up once in a while. Maybe then she'd be able to hear me.
ROFLOL!

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Reed: I've detected a cloud nearby. Like all clouds of anything, it should block enemy sensors.
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Sato: Ha ha. No, getting there isn't hard. It has entrances in every universe and time period, you just have to know where to look.
Reed: That sounds vaguely familar.
Sato: I diane't carey.

And I was wondering whether you would try to explain how Mayweather got to the tavern from the Expanse...

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Archer: (over the comm) Ignore it. That's just the crates being thrown around by gravity, like they were in the premiere and then never again.
Tucker: Glad those slackers are getting back on the ball.
Heh :mrgreen:

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Archer: Phlox... have you ever done anything unethical?
Phlox: Have I? Have I? HAHAHAHA!
Archer: See, I'm about to cross a line that I've never --
Phlox: I'm doing something unethical right now! I'm taking a coffee break in the middle of an organ transplant! And nothing's wrong with either organ!
Archer: I think I'll talk to someone else about this.
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T'Pol: Just one. You're out of your pitiful red-blooded human mind! I should eat you! To DEATH!
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For the apparently very few who care: The May 8 update almost certainly won't be till afternoon or so. Things at home have suddenly gone straight down the tubes. If it stays this way, I'll explain the situation tomorrow.
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Old 06-08-2005, 08:26 AM
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For the apparently very few who care: The May 8 update almost certainly won't be till afternoon or so. Things at home have suddenly gone straight down the tubes. If it stays this way, I'll explain the situation tomorrow.
*cares & hugs Z*
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For the apparently very few who care: The May 8 update almost certainly won't be till afternoon or so. Things at home have suddenly gone straight down the tubes. If it stays this way, I'll explain the situation tomorrow.
[Luke]I care[/Luke]

Take your time, Zeke, we all understand ... even though the tension is threatening to tear us apart ...
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Old 06-08-2005, 06:18 PM
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Things at home have suddenly gone straight down the tubes.
Know about that one -- it's become a semi-regular occurrence here.

Whenever it happens, I'll be happy to read it.
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Z, you're really being too hard on yourself if you're worried about the May 8th update. Relax and get back here when you can.
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Old 06-08-2005, 10:27 PM
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[Luke]I care[/Luke]
Wait, I said that? Man, I must have been really out of it that night.
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Damage was Awesome!


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Thanks for the encouragement, guys. Sorry for overreacting to the low postcount lately.

I'll explain more tomorrow, but short version, I have no computer use at home right now, online or off -- nor, for that matter, TV or game systems.
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Seriously, when the heck did I say that?? :shock:
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Yes, but only every other Tuesday.
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Really? Every other tuesday my surname is von NickNackPaddywaklenibulungingungingungingung! What a coincedence!
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I haven't mentioned this before, but these fivers rocked!

Thankfully, they didn't roll. That would have been annoying.
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