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01-27-2005, 04:07 PM
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Q: Is there a connection between Xeroc and Seko's kidnapping?
A: He is not dead yet because a jury has not convicted him of being dead. Alive until proven dead.
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#4122
01-28-2005, 03:07 AM
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Q: Why don't we just bury him and be done with it?! I mean, he is dead, right?
A: I'm running Linux on my toaster!
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01-28-2005, 04:58 PM
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Q: Why does your toaster always toast the toast until it's toasted to the point that it's toast?
A: Oh, and like Apple is any better!
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#4124
01-28-2005, 11:13 PM
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Q: You Mac users have no sense of grammar!
A: Fractalrific!
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#4125
01-29-2005, 03:21 AM
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Q: Congrats, you won the math tournament by a fraction of a point!
A: Next, you will be telling me that your fridge talks to you
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#4127
01-29-2005, 07:45 AM
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Q: Whats-her-name says you have a crush on the Phantom of the Opera.
A: Down once more to the dungeon of my dark dispair.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4128
01-29-2005, 02:46 PM
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Q: Where did you leave the keys?
A: Major Suckitude
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#4129
01-29-2005, 09:53 PM
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Q: Linux?
A: Well, damn
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#4130
01-29-2005, 10:05 PM
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Q: Get the water from the well.
A: Down once more to the prison of my mind.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4131
01-30-2005, 06:44 AM
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Q: Hey you, get back in your body. No more floating outside for you
A: It seems all the answers have been taken
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01-30-2005, 09:04 AM
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Q: Psst! What's the answer match to question "b" in the mix-and-match section?
A: Love me, that's all I ask of you.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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01-30-2005, 03:07 PM
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Q: Why are you so happy to see me?
A: Q-tips
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01-31-2005, 02:12 AM
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Q: What should I use to clean the entire set of Phantom of the Opera?
A: I like Woody Allen movies, except for that nervous guy.
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01-31-2005, 03:02 AM
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Q: What kind of movies do you like?
A: There are 47 of them for you to choose from
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01-31-2005, 03:04 AM
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Q: I need some type of Pie, NOW!
A: Have you tried tossing AOL free trial disks around? They work better then TrekNet Free trial ones
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#4138
01-31-2005, 03:05 AM
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Q: I'm bored, and these free disks are not much entertainment.
A: Only one more week
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01-31-2005, 03:09 AM
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Q: How much longer do you'll think it'll be before GAJ man says a certian three letter unmentionable word?
A: AHHH! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! Oh, wait, I don't have french...
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#4140
01-31-2005, 04:09 AM
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Q: I have a French Classical Theatre exam in a few minutes.
A: Oh, Johnny wishes he was famous.
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