September 3

[Kira]

Kira here, back to deliver one update to rule them all.

I started this fiver in my head while I was seeing the movie for the first time in theatres, almost two years ago... it's come a long way since then and I'm very fond of it, so it's hard to believe I'm actually going to let everyone read it.

Yet, after all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? Now it comes to it, I don?t feel like parting with it, its mine, I found it, it came to me! It's mine! My own... my precious....

Just kidding. Here, for your reading pleasure, Five-Minute The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

Before I sign off, kudos to the Very Secret Diaries and The One Milk for inspiration, intentional or otherwise, and thanks to the handful of people who read the fiver and gave me constructive comments. (Any jokes Sa'ar Chasm claims he helped me come up with is a complete lie. It was me, all me.) I'll also note that if there are scenes in the fiver you're not familiar with, that's because I fived the Extended Edition. If you haven't seen it, do so now. Now!

There's more to come later in the week from Marc's corner of the site, so stay tuned.