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Old 04-12-2006, 05:18 AM
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Let's see... what's next on the ol' to-do list?


________[X] Annoy 90% of readership by trashing BSG
________[X] Get avatar problem fixed
________[X] Hit 2 million pageviews
________[X] Publish latest Smallville fiver before it goes bad
________[X] Talk Tarn-Vedra out of destroying the Earth, again
________[X] Post the next three of Nate's 728 fivers


Ah yes, Smallville. Here's Derek's latest, "Void." It'll get no argument from me. *ba-dum chh*


(Oh, and I guess we hit 2 million pageviews.)
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:22 AM
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Congrats on the pagehits! It feels good to feel apart of that, lol.
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Old 04-12-2006, 09:13 AM
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hooray Zeke!
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Old 04-12-2006, 11:42 AM
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I'm going to say pageview 2 000 000 times!

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PAGEVIEW!

*gasp, wheeze*
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Old 04-12-2006, 12:05 PM
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Let's see... what's next on the ol' to-do list?
________[X] Get avatar problem fixed
It's fixed, is it? :roll: :wink:
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Old 04-12-2006, 12:34 PM
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lol well technically a few of those page hits was from someone refreshing the page... won't say who, but I remember when we were excited over 100, then 500. Heh. Congrats, Zeke!
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Old 04-12-2006, 01:03 PM
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It's fixed, is it? :roll: :wink:
Yep. We have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
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Old 04-12-2006, 02:01 PM
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Lana: Fix. Now.
Mad Scientist Grad Student: You don't understand. Holly's dead from the stuff.
Lana: Isn't that the point?
Mad Scientist Grad Student: But she never returned to life. It's almost like she overdosed on drugs.
Speaking as a grad student, I can attest that this guy is experiecing an unrealistic degree of success. Doesn't he have a supervisor?

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Lana's Mom: Hi, Lana. Welcome to Heaven.
Lana's Dad: And Merry Christmas!
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Lana's Mom: It's always Christmas in Heaven.
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Ma Kent: And so as my first act as Senator, I want to raise taxes.
Reporters: BOOOOOOO!
That's an odd reaction, considering she didn't pun...

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Chloe: Well, now that Lex has called to tell me about Lana, I think I'll go and look for -- GASP! What's this? A book I just magically happened to notice that just conveeeeeeniently happens to have a piece of paper pointing me to Lana's friend! If I were watching something like this happening on TV, I might find this contrived!
Tell me again why you keep watching this show?

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Clark: GAK!
Mad Scientist Grad Student: And now to kill you with this buzzsaw thingy.
Lana: No! I must smash you with this jar so that you fall on the buzzsaw and it rips apart your intestines!
Wait, a pharmaceutical research lab has a buzzsaw?

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Mad Scientist Grad Student: Ha! You don't have the guts!
(SMASH!)
Lana: And now, neither do you. But that really is a pretty offal way to die.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Old 04-12-2006, 02:52 PM
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It's fixed, is it? :roll: :wink:
Yep. We have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
Hmmm...that's odd. I'll try and re-upload it later.
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Tell me again why you keep watching this show?
A question I ask myself often. The answer I usually respond with is that it's eminently mockable.

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Wait, a pharmaceutical research lab has a buzzsaw?
Turns out it was really a bone saw. At the time, I missed that subtlety.

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Mad Scientist Grad Student: Ha! You don't have the guts!
(SMASH!)
Lana: And now, neither do you. But that really is a pretty offal way to die.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Especially considering I lifted the "offal" joke from Marc.
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Mad Scientist Grad Student: Ha! You don't have the guts!
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Lana: And now, neither do you. But that really is a pretty offal way to die.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Especially considering I lifted the "offal" joke from Marc.
Then you and Derek should be villified.
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Old 04-12-2006, 04:12 PM
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Especially considering I lifted the "offal" joke from Marc.
And he stole it from some obscure show that nobody in our generation ever heard of, which stole it from another source, which stole it from another source, ad nausuem, which stole it from a butcher around the time the English language first began to resemble the form that's spoken today and that pun was possible.
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Let's see... what's next on the ol' to-do list?


________[X] Annoy 90% of readership by trashing BSG
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Old 04-12-2006, 10:13 PM
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________[X] Post the next three of Nate's 728 fivers

He's exaggerating, but not by much. But it took like a year for Manhunt to be published, so I guess there's precedent where my fivers are concerned :wink:

I hope you enjoy them and find them worthy additions to the 5M.net legacy.
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