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![]() Marc, liked these: [quote ![]() Crusher: Computer, viewscreen on. Computer: Why? Crusher: Because the truth is out there. Computer: Very well -- viewscreen on. What does the truth look like? Crusher: Disturbingly like the inside of a very large ping-pong ball. -------- Computer: The spherical universe we occupy is collapsing. Its periphery has just obliterated the forward edge of the ship's saucer section. Crusher: Does that mean that Ten-Forward is now the Restaurant at the End of The Universe? Computer: Very well put. [/quote ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() Troi: Don't be so categorical. You may simply have gone partially mad. Crusher: That does [i ![]() ![]() ![]() I like the Restaurant at the end of the Universe too. [quote ![]() Scully: I think you've misunderstood the whole "Agent Doggett has been shot" situation -- it's the shooter who needs an alibi, not the victim. Follmer: The bullet that shot Doggett came from an FBI weapon, possibly belonging to someone in this room whose initials are M. R. Reyes: But it couldn't have been me! I was with John when he was shot! Scully: You really do have trouble with the concept of an alibi, don't you?[/quote ![]() Great scene.[/color ![]()
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![]() [quote ![]() Computer: Why? Crusher: Because the truth is out there. Computer: Very well -- viewscreen on. What does the truth look like? Crusher: Disturbingly like the inside of a very large ping-pong ball. ... Crusher: Does that mean that Ten-Forward is now the Restaurant at the End of The Universe? Computer: Very well put.[/quote ![]() [quote ![]() Lukesh: By "freeze," do you mean "vanish into thin air and reappear behind me"? Doggett: No, I mean -- Lukesh: (poof) Too late. ... Follmer: The bullet that shot Doggett came from an FBI weapon, possibly belonging to someone in this room whose initials are M. R. Reyes: But it couldn't have been me! I was with John when he was shot! Scully: You really do have trouble with the concept of an alibi, don't you? ... Reyes: There's only one possible explanation for this: a government conspiracy. No, wait, aliens. No, wait, super-soldiers. No, wait -- Doggett: (Parallel universes?) Reyes: Of course! That explains everything! It's a government conspiracy to send super-soldiers to parallel universes to hide evidence of aliens! Doggett: (Or you imagining things) Reyes: Klingons do not imagine things! ... Lukesh's Mother: And what's this score sheet that says "Lukesh 2, FBI 0"? Lukesh: Here, let me update that. (writes on the sheet) Lukesh's Mother: "Lukesh 3, FBI 0, Mom 0"? I don't underst-- GAK! ... Reyes: A minor technicality. Do you have a better plan? Skinner: Yes, but the ninjas won't be here until Tuesday.[/quote ![]() [quote ![]() ![]() :O [i ![]() ![]() [quote ![]() Marc: Would those be positive or negative charges? [/quote ![]() Great work, everyone! ![]() ![]()
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![]() What I've read so far is very funny by the way. I think I'm well on the way to a fatal laughter-induced death.[/color ![]()
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