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Old 12-28-2003, 08:29 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You're gonna be thwaped no matter how you answer this question.


A: Out! In! Over there! Over here![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-28-2003, 11:43 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what are the LOTR refs trying to decide between in the Instant Replay Challenge of who has possesion of the ring.

A: The Orcs are not in the playoffs now thanks to the Elves.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-29-2003, 07:46 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:The elves are SO hot...so why do you like the Orcs.




A: Lord of the Rings is hot, but Encounters of the Third Kind was really hot.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-29-2003, 08:21 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you get me a copy of Encounters of the Third Kind for christmas i asked for a copy of TTT!


A: You don't get between a frog and her cheese!

Edit: to remove extra exclimation points.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 12-29-2003, 09:34 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is that tiny frog trying to kill Pippin?



A: Things dont go well when you're missing a step.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-30-2003, 10:42 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Step one: steal underpants.
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Step three: profit!

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Old 12-30-2003, 03:16 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:What are you going to do now that you've decided where you are going?

A:Take the next right and go straight on to Canada.

[quoteost_uid0]Katy Jane, are you testing whether Zeke reads this thread?[/quoteost_uid0]

Huh? *looks up* 8| oops heehee, i'll just go fix that *tries to look innocent*[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Katy Jane"]A:Take the next right and go straight on to Canada.[/quoteost_uid0]
Q:Excuse me, can you tell me the way to Buenos Aires?

Edit: Oops! I forgot.

A: Forever lost in Hafnarfjordur, Iceland.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 12-31-2003, 12:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where is Carmen San Diego?



A: Wow, nice to get off the LOTR bandwagon...hmmm, hobbits.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So no one's mentioned LotR in a while, what do you think about that?

A: Don't make me bring out my New Years Party Hat of DOOM![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are the famous words of the Roman Emperor Romulus Augustulus on 31 Dec 475?

A: It`s my party and I`ll cry if I want to![/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Katy Jane, are you testing whether Zeke reads this thread? :eyeroll:[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]It's an interesting question.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*Begs for forgivness*

I promase i'll never let it happen again. :bigsmile:[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]You're forgiven. Â Actually, I never saw the unedited post.[/colorost_uid0]

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A: Cliches are good for New Year's. The make us seem less stupid![/colorost_uid0]
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