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Old 08-24-2005, 03:50 AM
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A: Yarr, there be Pie in that there fridge!
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Old 08-24-2005, 05:35 AM
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A: Terrifying space monkeys!!!!
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Old 08-24-2005, 08:19 AM
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A: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's The Birdman!
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Old 08-24-2005, 10:39 AM
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Q: is that flying around your sanity?

A: yes evil and from the future and stinging....hey my identities mix...noooooooooooooooo :!:
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Old 08-24-2005, 11:50 AM
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Q: You know, I strictly believe that Evil Future Guy is just a character in Enterprise, and not anyone here. :twisted:


A: This will be the best day of your life.
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Old 08-24-2005, 12:47 PM
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Q: one day I will become the evil future bee-man MWAHAHAHA


A: :shock: hey it was the swarm of nanorobots over there
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:15 PM
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:40 PM
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A: no they are all yellow inside
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Old 08-24-2005, 02:56 PM
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Q: So... are the clones blue inside?

A: It's because I'm cool, and you're not
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Q: Why hasn't your ice-cream melted yet?
A: chocolate - and lots of it!
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A: It'd be kiwi, but I'm allergic to it
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Old 08-24-2005, 11:30 PM
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A: I'll have to think about it to find an appropriate OLP lyric...and then answer you later.
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Old 09-09-2005, 09:46 AM
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Q: What is the, could-not-be-worse, worst line you have ever heard in your life?

A: "Intruder Alert! Alert Cancelled! Intruder Alert! Intruder Cancelled! All Intruders, please report to the detention center..."
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Old 09-10-2005, 10:38 AM
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A: There was once a young lady of Quirm....
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Old 09-11-2005, 11:57 AM
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A: It's really not about Star Trek, but about justice!
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Old 09-11-2005, 12:00 PM
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Q: Honestly, how could you kill that man over a star-trek reenactment?

A: ...whatever
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Old 09-11-2005, 06:35 PM
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:15 PM
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:18 PM
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