July 7: T100 (XAW, Day 6)

[evay]

The Top 10 People I Wish I Could Get to Write a Fiver
4. evay. ...Pardon? ...What about my inbox?

heh. Email me, Z, we'll discuss. Plus I am seriously flattered to be higher on that list than Ray Bradbury, Larry Niven, and J.K. Rowling.

The Top 10 Scenes Where Tucker Took Serious Physical Damage (it felt done, somehow)

hee hee hee someone actually did try to start up "MalTreatment," a similar damage board for Malcolm Reed, with my blessing, but I don't think it ever got off the ground.

"IJD GAF" really stands for "Now A Hot Topic: Money-Making Moths"

If NAHTMMM would put up with it, I think we should start a new topic where everyone just submits different meanings for the acronym.

[Derek]

The Top 10 Kinds of People in the World (all I had were "those who know binary" and "those who don't")

Oldy but a goody. Which reminds me, why aren't jokes in octal funny? Because 7 10 11!

Voyagers: Derek suffers a catastrophic wardrobe malfunction with his dermaplastic garment (I'm not saying any more; it was cut for a reason)

That wasn't the only cut!

Derek has actually never watched Deep Space Nine -- he's just that good

Meh. I just write fivers of B5 only with better production values.