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Old 01-17-2006, 11:18 PM
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Old 01-18-2006, 02:20 AM
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Old 01-18-2006, 03:13 AM
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:54 AM
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Old 01-18-2006, 06:17 AM
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:56 PM
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OMG, Celeste - hiya love! *waves profusely* 8)
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:21 AM
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*gives Andy a wave*



Hey, long time, no see. Thought you were in Wales?
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:29 AM
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You're thinking of Jonah.
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Old 01-19-2006, 11:09 AM
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Bad Zeke! Bad! :x
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Old 01-19-2006, 11:31 AM
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:lol:

I was, then I wasn't. (Then was, wasn't, was, and wasn't for the final time.)

Loooooooong story. It's been a little rough.
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Old 01-19-2006, 03:30 PM
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Is that even worth a groan? It hurts my eyes.
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:23 PM
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You can still see? My entire occipital lobe is now a runny grey mush leaking out through my ears, and my cerebral cortex isn't far behind.
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Man, why is it always aisle 5? I am tired of cleaning up that aisle
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Man, why is it always aisle 5? I am tired of cleaning up that aisle
Aisle Four is for marriages, and aisle 6 is where Zuke is hiding, but we're not supposed to know that...
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Old 01-19-2006, 10:47 PM
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But there's like a huge assed sign that says "Kitchen & Cleaning Products; Zuke's Evil Lair". Did no-one think to point out to him that that might be a slight giveaway?
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To be honest, we think the fumes from the cleaning products has something to do with it.
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Man, why is it always aisle 5? I am tired of cleaning up that aisle
Aisle Four is for marriages, and aisle 6 is where Zuke is hiding, but we're not supposed to know that...
from Magical Trevor 2: "Look at the mess... in Aisle 2... Aisle 2, where we saw the Ragu... so much Ragu!"
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