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Old 09-23-2004, 03:18 PM
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I still think it's a riot that Akbar's species is "Mon Calamari" -- mixed French and Italian for "My Squid." Which is exactly what he looks like.
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Old 09-23-2004, 03:37 PM
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lol, I haven't seen the movies in full but still loved these fivers. Well done
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Old 09-25-2004, 02:35 AM
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Wow! Star Wars fivers... Never thought I`d see the day... :mrgreen:

Thanks to the annoying exams, I only had time to read "The Return of the Jedi", and it freakin` rocks! Kudos, Kira, you are unbelievably funny. :mrgreen:

So many great scenes...

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Solo: What happened? Where am I? Who are you?
Leia: It's me, sweetheart. Relax, I saved you with my great carbonite maneuver.
Solo: Chewie? Is that you?
ROFL :mrgreen:

Quote:
Rancor: GRAAAAAAR!
Luke: That's it! This had better be the last time I get fed to some gigantic monster!
Rancor: Then you should take that "Eat Me" sign off your back.
Luke: Man, how does that thing keep getting there?
Heheheheh...

Quote:
Luke: (over the comm) Well, I'm off to Dagobah again.
Solo: Have a good time. I know I will, since I plan to test out Jabba's collection of torture instruments on Lando.
Luke: Oh yeah, that reminds me -- somebody really ought to have Han watch the rest of the last movie.
Leia: Oh, we will.
Lando: AAAAAAAAAAA! OH, THE HUMANITY!
Leia: Eventually.


Quote:
Solo: Hello, giant Imperial Cruiser. I am a real Imperial Soldier, flying a real Imperial Shuttle on real Imperial Business. I'll transmit you my real Imperial Access Codes right now. They're real, I swear.
Imperial Soldier: (over the comm) Shield deactivation is commencing. Hold your present course.
Solo: They bought it!
Leia: Han, the comm is still open.
Now this one is just hysterical, :mrgreen:

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Vader: Skywalker is here, my lord. I have felt it.
Palpatine: Then what are you still doing here? Get out there and look for him!
Vader: I thought he might... you know... come to us....
Palpatine: What?
Vader: I'm sorry, Master, it was a foolish idea. I'll begin searching at once.
Palpatine: "He might come to us." Imbecile
This one too,

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C3PO: I'm terribly sorry, sir, I seem to have translated improperly. It would appear I told them that Captain Solo tastes like chicken.
*howls (literally)*

Quote:
Palpatine: This station is fully operational! Mwahahahaha!
Luke: But... but... you said the rest of the parts wouldn't be here until Tuesday!
Palpatine: Sucker! Everything arrived ahead of schedule!
Luke: What? That's impossible!
Palpatine: We had to break that cliché eventually.
Ah, the good old Tuesday cliche... broken. :mrgreen:


And also...

Quote:
Anakin: We thought we'd follow you around until the next sequel.
Luke: But... this is the last installment of the trilogy. There isn't another sequel.
Yoda: Sucks to be you, it does.
(Luke screams for mercy at Ludicrous Speed)
I just read in the newspaper last week Lucas is making everyone in his company sign contracts, obliging them not to leak anything about the preparations for filming Episodes 7, 8 and 9... Oh boy, :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Old 09-25-2004, 04:22 AM
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All in all, I'd say that Obi-Wan got the best lines in these (long) fivers. -- Pteryx
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Well I haven't posted in absolutely ages, but having watched the OT this week on fan-smegging-tastic DVD, and having just read your OT fivers, Kira, I felt the need to come wave a lightsabre in your face for all of the spluttering and strange howling that may or may not have happened whilst I was going through your fivers. Brilliant!

I'd ask where the fivers for Episodes 1 and 2 were, but then I'd be setting everyone up for obvious "They're already parodies of Star Wars films" discussion. Your TJI was also very funny, so damned true... :twisted:
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Old 09-27-2004, 10:28 PM
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I'd ask where the fivers for Episodes 1 and 2 were, but then I'd be setting everyone up for obvious "They're already parodies of Star Wars films" discussion.
*Bites tongue*

Nice to see you around, AT!

You know, there's a joke in there somewhere...
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Old 09-30-2004, 01:08 AM
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I keep hearing more and more rumours about Lucas getting ready to film Episodes 7-9...

What does that mean? Will Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher return to reprise their roles? Will Admiral Thrawn be just as marvelously evil villain as Darth Vader? WHAT WILL HAPPEN? AAAAAAH! :mrgreen:
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Find out in the next unedifying episode of George Lucas' announcements to the Galaxy! (sorry - im obsessed now...)
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I finally had that bad day I was waiting for and read all three, slowly, in an hour-long Five-Minute binge.

Cheered me right up. Great job, Kira. Especially enjoyed the evil R2. It's the kind of thing I think up at 3:30 AM.
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I'd ask where the fivers for Episodes 1 and 2 were
What we'll probably do is wait for 3 to come out and then do another trilogy event. It's still undecided who's doing the prequels; I'd kind of like to do them myself.
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Old 12-03-2004, 10:29 PM
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*Waves hands in the air madly*

Ooooh oooh ooooh ooooh ooooh! Ooooh! Oooooh!
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::: waves hand :::

These are not the fivers you're looking for. You can go about your business.
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Who do you think you are, some sort of Jedi or something? Mind tricks don't work on me, only fivers.
And pie.
And SEL.
And Imperial generals.
You know what, I'm going to stop here.
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Old 12-04-2004, 05:56 AM
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Who do you think you are, some sort of Jedi or something? Mind tricks don't work on me, only fivers.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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I find your lack of faith disturbing.
"I find your lack of feet disturbing."

No, wait, wrong thread.
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Old 12-04-2004, 10:22 PM
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Um, if you walk without rythm you won't attract the worm?
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