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07-04-2005, 06:52 PM
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100+ Stupid Star Wars Quotes
1) Ackbar's "It's a TRAP!"
2) Palpatine - "And now, my small, green friend, you shall feel the FULL POWER of the Dark Side!" 3) Yoda - "A prophecy which misinterpreted, we may have!"
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07-04-2005, 09:57 PM
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4) Around the survivors a perimeter create. - Yoda
5) I really missed you. - Anakin, attempting to match Chakotay for wooden delivery. Hell, anything he or Ohmuhdahlin' says qualifies for that.
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07-04-2005, 10:50 PM
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joint with 5, Obi-Wan's "The Dark Side is Naughty" speech.
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07-05-2005, 02:53 PM
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7) And the Hammy Award goes to....Mark Hamill, for "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" in ESB.
8) The Cheese Award goes to Darth Vader for the preceding line....
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07-06-2005, 12:23 AM
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8. Not if anything I have to say about it, Lord Sidious.
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07-06-2005, 12:34 AM
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LOLOL!
9) Most of Natalie Portman's lines from RotS 10) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" --Darth Vader, RotS
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#9
07-21-2005, 09:55 PM
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"Only the Sith deal in absolutes, Anakin!"
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07-22-2005, 12:51 AM
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13. Han Solo: It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs!
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07-22-2005, 09:40 PM
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14. "Bloop de do bopp di bing deep" - R2D2
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07-23-2005, 05:42 AM
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15. Look at the pattern of these blaster bolts. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are this precise. - Obi-wan, proving that Jedi actually do lie.
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#13
07-23-2005, 12:41 PM
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07-23-2005, 12:45 PM
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"That's no moon. It's a spacestation!" - proving that the Jedi have real problems with longsightedness...
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01-17-2006, 07:19 PM
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"Oh, no, my young Jedi. You will find it is *you* who are mistaken, about a GREAT MANY THINGS."
Palpatine. I mean, what a useless come-back!
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01-18-2006, 02:48 AM
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"I'm here to rescue you!" Luke
And from the game: Star Wars Battlefront 2 "...I don't know why we wasted so many lives just to protect a bunch of walking carpets" - Mission briefing before the battle on Kashykk
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01-18-2006, 02:50 AM
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01-18-2006, 03:15 AM
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I don't get it.
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01-18-2006, 06:48 AM
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I'll explain it to you when you're older.
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01-18-2006, 08:41 AM
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Padme:"My love for you is like a lovely river of loving, love!"
Anakin:"Ooookay, startin' to get creepy." I always thought the love story was really forced in that movie.
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