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Old 04-11-2006, 05:46 PM
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Did you ever see "For The World Is Hollow And I Have Touched The Sky"? Kudos - you're trapped inside an asteroid with a mad computer.

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He's now grabbing your knees begging you not to go.

I wish I could find out who's doing all that damn mourning.
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Old 04-16-2006, 07:48 PM
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Welcome to the afternoon! (Heh heh.... ops: )

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You can. He traps you in his Frame Of Doom.

I wish Russel T. Davies wasn't at the helm of Doctor Who.
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Old 04-16-2006, 09:11 PM
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Congrats! Brennan and Braga get the contract.

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You now hate it.

I wish Philip Hinchcliffe and Robert Holmes were in charge of Doctor Who.
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They are unfortunatly all the writers quit and are replaced by the people who dub anime for a living


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I'm not going to dispute that one.

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You order it, but due to a typo, you get Gagh instead.
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Because you broke the link...THE EARTH EXPLODES!!!


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You do, but then it just ends up peeing all over the carpet. And it can't get toilet trained.

I wish I was good at chess.
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Too bad everyone's playing shotglass checkers and are too drunk to play you.

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You do, but unfortunately you are the only one to buy it and it's withdrawn from the market, so you have no games to play on it.

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It does, but then the only thing you can open on it is Zeke's, er, discovered picture from a few weeks back.

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The universe blows up - Never play with the timeline!

I wish we had a better healthcare system.
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The healthcare system gets so good that disease and injury is eliminated...until doctors start carrying around guns and disease just to give them something to do.

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Bill Gates orders his crack strike unit to 'Take you out' and get your computer. No-one will have a fully working computer thankyou. Not while there's breath in his body. And money in Microsoft Patches....


I wish I had a curry right ....... Now.
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Your curry is the vindaloo monster from Red Dwarf. And you have no lager to throw at it.

I wish Season 5 of RvB started right...now.
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It does, but the entire season consists of an exact re-run of season 4 (I'm waiting for it too!).

I wish that Star Trek XI WON'T be bad like I'm afraid it will be.
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That's because Paramount Studios got burned down by vigilantes demanding the last bits of missing footage from Fritz Lang's Metropolis and, as a consequence of the fire and destruction, Star Trek XI didn't get made.

I wish my cat had opposable thumbs/claws so she could feed herself.
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