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Old 04-01-2006, 10:41 AM
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Wish granted! But now you're wanted by Anarchists and you have to live in a small nuclear bunker somewhere outside of Dorchester.

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Old 04-01-2006, 03:11 PM
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you do, unfortunatly it sells nothing but books about reality tv shows and how great they are.


I wish that the stupid ****ing bots would stop making goddamn f***ing pr0n spam posts in my ****ing part of the damned Ninpocho forums.
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They do. They hack your account and spam from it instead.

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You can, but your local rental store is destroyed by a Tactical Nuclear DVD shipped out the previous day by the local Netflix warehouse.

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Old 04-01-2006, 06:27 PM
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You do - but unfortunately you're not paying them enough so they get up and leave.

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Old 04-03-2006, 05:04 PM
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It does, it now spills bills and credit cards

I wish I could've seen that horrible post that Zeke made in it's original form...
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Old 04-04-2006, 01:17 PM
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You do. Unfortunately, you are sitting at work minding your own business when you click the link and your homophobic friend has come up behind you. Upon seeing the picture she hits you over the head with a folder. She creates such a comotion that your boss comes over to see what's wrong and discovers the picture. He calls personnel and you get fired. Seething, you compose an angry email to Zeke, and he is forced to ban himself. Angry that he has had to ban himself, he twists the story around so that he can turn FMV into BSG. Everyone sues the guy who invented the "cause and effect" theory.

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Old 04-04-2006, 02:50 PM
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you do, you only eat healthy food and die at an early age of malnutrition

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But then you sneeze and all the dinosaurs die out. Which is, of course, going to cost you.

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It does, and turns ZUKE-ish.

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You do, but then Zeke goes even more crazy and institutes a wholesale change into 5 Minute Law and Order with no sci fi to be seen.

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nothing bad does, nothing good does either so you're back to where you started

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You drown in them.

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It is. Drink the Kool-Aid!

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You do, but it's an alternate-universe prophecy.

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He isn't, but then DS9's quality becomes lower then "Spock's Brain".

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You can. You are Zeke.

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You are. Unfortunately, no-one EVER shuts up when they think.

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He does, but he takes up chewing up your shoes instead.

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Welcome to your new li- sorry, existence, as a prism!

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