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Old 01-10-2004, 01:46 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Kira again, this time with an [iost_uid0]X-Files[/iost_uid0] fiver from Derek Dean: "Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'".[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-10-2004, 03:34 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][iost_uid0]Chung: I am the titular Jose Chung, and I am typing the titular tome titled From Outer Space.
Scully: You're just looking for an excuse to be alliterative, aren't you?
Chung: 'Tis a titillating thrill, yes. But please, on with your version of the story. [/iost_uid0]

[iost_uid0]Scully: So it turns out the guy had basically written a fiver of his experiences, one that was only slightly more coherent than this fiver.
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[iost_uid0]Fingers: Where did the aliens touch you?
Chrissy: I'm in a room with a Bolian, a Mizarian, and a Chalnoth.
Fingers: That's not what I asked!
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[iost_uid0]Mulder: Hey, you look like Alex Trebek!
Agent J: Yeah, like the Men in Black would hire such notable celebrities.
Mulder: This coming from a future governor of Minnesota.
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As usual, the references are numerous, and lovely! Hilarious stuff, Derek! [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-10-2004, 03:57 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Fingers: So how many times did the aliens probe you?
Chrissy: I'm in a dark room. There are clicking sounds. I can see Riker on a table next to me.
Fingers: Stop avoiding the question![/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Scully: So it turns out the guy had basically written a fiver of his experiences, one that was only slightly more coherent than this fiver.[/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Agent A: She went to get some ice.
Mulder: Where's Scully?
Agent A: Correct.
Mulder: Hey, you look like Alex Trebek!
Agent J: Yeah, like the Men in Black would hire such notable celebrities.
Mulder: This coming from a future governor of Minnesota.[/quoteost_uid0]
Very confusing, that. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]A flashback in a flashback... how are we supposed to do that?
** Harold: Get your hands off me, you bleep dirty alien.[/quoteost_uid0]
:lol: I'll have to keep that precedent in mind just in case

[quoteost_uid0]** Agent A: Threatening you. And I don't.
** Roky: What are you doing here? Why do you look like Alex Trebek?
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** Kinbote: Roky, I am a cheesy effect. Follow me into the mines of Moria.
Mulder: This guy's story even has hobbits in it!
Scully: So it turns out the guy had basically written a fiver of his experiences, one that was only slightly more coherent than this fiver.[/quoteost_uid0]
:lol: That was so very funny!

Great stuff, Derek! [/colorost_uid0]
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