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08-01-2004, 10:56 PM
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Hee hee heeheehee :mrgreen:
You really like the Dutch, don`t you, PHJ? :twisted: Is it because they are so close yet unattainable due to the Evil North Sea? :twisted: :twisted: (We are The `Shippers! You cannot stop us! Whatever you say will be added to our Deranged Collection of Things to Taunt You With! Muahahahaha!) :twisted:
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08-02-2004, 07:48 AM
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08-02-2004, 02:37 PM
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I am highly disturbed by the implication that there is PHJ/C fanfic already in existance... :shock:
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08-02-2004, 02:55 PM
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I'm given to understand that all it took was a short plane trip followed by a pint of beer and just like that Mary Sue Scrivener was churning them out like she'd been born for it.
Until she passed out an hour later anyway. I guess 'shipper fanfic writers don't hold their beer well. Unfortunately it seems that she got stuck on a particular theme and in every single one of her PHJ/C works PHJ is set on fire by the Evil Aliens and catalina marina saves him by dousing the fire with the contents of her coffee cup while some Voyager crewmember looks on helplessly. I suspect she may have thought she was supposed to write the same sort of stuff as usual but substitute different names for a few of the characters... :?
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08-02-2004, 03:34 PM
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08-02-2004, 04:45 PM
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*Backs away very slowly indeed*
I'm scared on so very many levels.
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08-02-2004, 04:55 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-02-2004, 04:59 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-02-2004, 05:18 PM
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Hey! That kiss was just for his birthday! Just because he'd previously offered to fondle me....
I think I should stop talking before I make this any worse. Quote:
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08-02-2004, 06:00 PM
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STAR WARS
EPISODE II.V WE REALLY COCKED IT UP In a desperate ploy not to have to include lots of dialogue to cover the fiendish amount of time required to be covered in Episode III, GEORGE LUCASWALKER has had to make a film in between so that the whole series isn't completely out of kilter. Meanwhile, he must eliminate the inconsistencies - where does COUNT DOOKU go? when will GRAND MOFF TARKIN reappear, and most importantly - who will replace the great ALEC-WAN GUINESS-KENOBI?? While he has been writing this, aboard his aeroplane the TANTRIC IV BLOCKADE RUNNER, angry fans, led by the dreaded DARTH DAVEDAR pursue in a highly advance uber-'plane called AN IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYER...............
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08-02-2004, 06:07 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-02-2004, 06:34 PM
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Actually, Andy said that too...It's all rubbish of course :wink: :lol:
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08-02-2004, 07:00 PM
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Ack, now I'm scared. On both counts. :P
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08-04-2004, 04:27 AM
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*looks at message, looks at avatar, looks at message again*
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08-05-2004, 05:03 AM
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GASP! Does nobody (besides Cat) remember my PHJ/C fanfics? Not even you, KJ? But you commented on them!
They are hidden deep in the Person Above You thread... I`ve been searching for them for half an hour but managed to find them! MWAHAHAHA! Behold! **** Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 12:17 am Post subject: Cat loves PHJ.  Regarding the fanfic, ahem: One rainy day in Paris... PHJ and Cat meet on Place de Concorde. It`s love at first sight. They spend many happy months together, and their song is "As Time Goes By". But one day, when they were supposed to leave Paris and meet on the train station, she doesn`t appear. PHJ tearfully leaves Paris alone and opens a bar in Casablanca. One night, he hears his old friend and bar pianist, Sam, playing "As Time Goes By" on his old, rusty piano. PHJ, angrily, screams: "I told you never to play that song agai..." and then he sees her... ::tear:: :weep:: ::moan:: ::sob::
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08-05-2004, 05:05 AM
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Then there are two sequels, one by Admiral Sab:
*** Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 2:33 am Post subject: Cat just posted at the same time as me. Do you mind if I write the sequel? They met again and ran to each other. Neither knowing just what to say. PHJ finally spoke: "The fivers must flow." That's all he needed to say and they were once again blissfully happy and in wuv. Sab And one, yet again, from myself... *** And NOOO, the fanfic must not end happily! Where are the potential Oscar nominations in that? It should go... "Cat kisses PHJ passionately, but tells him that she`s married to someone else... um, Gatac. She must escape Casablanca with her husband immediately cause they`re on the run from Zeke, after making one too many chili jokes. At the very end, she wishes to stay, but PHJ tells her she must leave, to save herself and her hubby, with the words: "We`ll always have Stoke-on-Trent." :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
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08-05-2004, 07:06 AM
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All these years, I had no idea ... :P
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08-05-2004, 02:47 PM
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Heh. Yes, I remember that story. I seem to remember you were not the first one writing fanfic though...
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