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It does, and you win first prize at the local 1/200th scale modeling convention.
I wish I had that helicopter.
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You get it. To be more precise, you get it through the bottom of the jaw, up through the skull on the left side, piercing your cortex and your left lobe.
I wish people wouldn't make such unfortunate wishes....
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They make fortunate wishes, which while fortunate for them, ends up being very unfortunate for you.
I wish this wish doesn't backfire on me.
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It doesn't, because it doesn't work.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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That was kinda creepy.
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Odd is right!
Anyways... You are no longer tired, as you just slept through December! I wish that no one got any spam.
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No one gets spam. Instead, people get really old, hard fruitcakes all year round, including iFruitcakes, not the nice stuff that's soaked in rum and has mazipan on top.
I wish that telemarketers didn't phone you, but that you could phone them anytime.
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It happens, but now you get a million email spam messages a day!
I wish this cell phone had better reception.
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It does, but only in the area within four miles of the North Pole.
I wish Yugio (sp?) would stop taking up time on cartoon network.
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He doesn't, but another, even more annoying show does.
I wish there was something to watch on TV here.
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There is, but it's on Premium Ultra-High Definition channels, and they're only seen by Hollywood movie stars, Donald Trump, and Martha Stewart.
I wish that long-distance cell phone calls were free.
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They are, but the monthly charge is ridiculous!
I wish laptops weren't so expensive.
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They aren't. However, only if you like stolen merchendise.
I wish the Wookies rather than the Ewoks had been in Episode VI.
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They are, but everything is just as silly.
I wish for a wish!
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You do, but you get it a few seconds before you made the wish, so you use it wishing for a wish, and so on and so forth in a predetination paradox that, frankly, makes my head hurt.
I wish I hade some asprin.
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The only aspirin available tastes awful. And it works.
I wish traffic wasn't such a bad in foggy weather.
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Okay, traffic is great, because all the roads are closed!
I wish for whirled peas.
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You get 'em. They taste like baby food. :wink:
I wish for a car that goes 0-60 in under 8 seconds.
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Okay, but it accelerates so quickly, you're crushed inside.
I wish for the DVD collections of all my favorite movies!
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