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"Xeroc may know. He is a dedicated programming fan. We must ask him," replied the alien somehow named Odo who could be the Odo but at the same time may not be...
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"You're an idiot! You know that, don't you," replied another alien, who lacked a nose.
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"Zzzzzzzzzz," was all that was heard from a little sleepy alien in the corner.
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"Arise, my sleepy alien. Today is a new day to conquerr. Go get the...WEAPON!" said the alien with the evil smile.
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Old 07-17-2005, 05:42 AM
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"Buh? What's happening? Is it sunday yet?", the sleepy alien responded.
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Old 07-17-2005, 11:10 AM
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Carefully, Redshirt Hanstetermanemonon set a trap for the Odo-which-was-both-Odo-and-not-Odo.
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"Don't forget to turn the trap on." reminded the D'uh warning label.
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Old 07-17-2005, 11:24 PM
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"Emergency! Emergency! All hands to battle stations! We're under attack!", was heard over the comm suddenly.
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Gingerly as could be, Voyager moved about 47 centimeters to the right, narrowly missing an unidentifiable yet scary flashing beam of some sort.
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"Internal sensors report the crew are waking up!", fractically yelled an alien on the bridge.
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"John must DIE!" the alien leader yelled back.
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Kirk applied some mascara to his knees.
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(Locate the person who wrote that last sentence, and fire him. -Editor)
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Mascara was meant for Lt. Rand, but he missed when the ship was fired upon.
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Or indeed, had anyone cared, it still wouldn't have.
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Possibly, it would, well... no, no it definitely wouldn't.
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