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Old 09-15-2004, 08:39 PM
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So... if you could be a superhero... how would that look? :mrgreen:

What would be your special powers and abilities? Your motivation for being a superhero? Your secret base? Your uniform? Your enemies, sidekick, superhero name...? And your ways of fighting evil and saving the world?

Heheh. I sense much craziness will emerge in this thread... :mrgreen:



P.S. - Certain Dutch people are of course perfectly allowed to write what kind of supervillains they would like to be, :twisted: Certain British and Singaporean people, too. :P
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Old 09-15-2004, 08:56 PM
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Chemistry Man, with NMR-vision and the power to rip apart atomic bonds with my bare hands.

And adamantium claws that spring from my knuckles. 'cause those are just cool.

Edit: Seriously, though (or as close to serious as I ever get), probably something mental, so I can take advantage of my keen intellect and my antipathy towards exercise and physical exertion. Because we all know Professor X was the coolest of the X-Men.

Motivations? What is this, an English paper?
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Old 09-15-2004, 09:07 PM
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P.S. - Certain Dutch people are of course perfectly allowed to write what kind of supervillains they would like to be, :twisted: Certain British and Singaporean people, too. :P
Oooooooh am I a certain British person :wink: :twisted: Or, if not, can I be :twisted: :mrgreen:

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If I could fly AND be invisible, that would be the best
and I agree :wink: I would fly, be invisible and have lazer heat vision, coz that would be cool too :wink:

I would be gorgeous with flowing red/blonde hair and a sexy bikini type outfit with a big red cape. (Any and all resemlance to Wonder Woman is purely coincidental)

My motivation, the evil that is middle management! And I could probably save a bunch of stuff too :mrgreen:

A name? Hmmm...dunno. I'll have a think about that one! Any suggestions? :wink:
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Old 09-15-2004, 10:05 PM
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*Laughs crazily and uncontrollably for forty-seven minutes straight*

That's so cute, Nic. What kind of supervillian I would be. Oh man, you kill me sometimes, you really do.
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Old 09-15-2004, 11:00 PM
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If I could fly AND be invisible, that would be the best
That was Chandler, Joey was singing in his head.

I would use magic... I would be a black mage. And I would have a pointy hat!
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Old 09-16-2004, 03:28 AM
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Actually, when I was in about 6th grade, I made up a super hero. Her name is Metal Girl, and she wears a pasta strainer on her head, using a big metal spoon for a sword and a big pot cover for a shield. I would take all this stuff, put on my favorite black shirt, and parade around the house yelling, "MMMMMETAL GIRL!", I swear to God.

My friends and I had a Halloween party last year...

and I was Metal Girl. It was great fun. Everybody laughs at me when I tell them about Metal Girl, but I am VERY proud of her. X3

So, that's the kind of superhero I am. I mean, would be. :P
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Old 09-16-2004, 05:52 AM
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If I could fly AND be invisible, that would be the best
That was Chandler, Joey was singing in his head.
DOH! I have a feeling you're right there...darn. It's becoming a nasty habit, this me being wrong... :wink:
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Old 09-16-2004, 07:52 AM
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Two-finger Man, able to type at ludicrous speed using only his two index fingers, even in total darkness without seeing the keyboard!

...wait, I already can do that. Bummer.

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I invented (as a joke - I'm not a woman!) MediocreWoman! MediocreWoman DOES THE WASHING UP! etc....nahh...I'd be Mong The Morciless.....Like Ming, but doesn't infringe on copyright!
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Old 09-16-2004, 06:23 PM
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I invented (as a joke - I'm not a woman!) MediocreWoman! MediocreWoman DOES THE WASHING UP!
You realise there are a LOT of women in this forum? You want us to hate you, don't you? :wink:
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No. Think about it. MediocreWoman does the washing up etc....the typical 1950s housemaid-wife kinda thing. That is what I'm satirizing....the wife-slave of the Classical Greek tradition....I'm not trying to offend you at all.... :?
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Don't mind me, I'm in a bad mood. I'd probably take "You are a nice, lovely person" as an insult today :wink:

I still want to fly and be invisible :mrgreen:
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You are a nice, lovely person.

I love it when i can insult someone by complimenting them.

My idea of a compliment is 'You're insane", anyway. I'd be insulted if someone said i was normal, but at least i'd know they're lying.
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You are a nice, lovely person.
Why thank you :wink: You're too late, its a new day, and I am in a very good mood today, because I am going on holiday to Antigua for 2 weeks on sunday :wink: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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And your ways of fighting evil and saving the world?
You're kidding, right? :shock:
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but at least i'd know they're lying.
Yeah, I've been telling my all new friends the exact same thing and by some strange coincidence, they agree.
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So....no-one offended? I hate offending people.....except when I mean to.....
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Not me :wink:
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I've always picutred my self as more of the sidekick type, folowing around some man in tights, rolling my eyes alot, picking up the droped ball and saving the day. As demonstrated by this (very old ) sketch of my brothers super hero later ego, and his "lois lane"

Edit: I suppose i sould actulaly include the link ops: :mrgreen:
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It says: "Welcome to our hosting solution! In order to upload to our dedicated servers, you must first sign in." (sign in as katyjane)
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