Top 7 lists - like Top 10, only not funny

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Okay... this is like Top 10, but it`s not jokes, only your personal favourites on various subjects. Why Top 7, you ask? Well, we already have Top 10, and Top 5 is too short. Thus... Top 7. The rules are the same as in Top 10, though.

I shall start with...

My own Top 7 Favourite British Comedy Series:

7. The Fast Show

6. The Vicar of Dibley

5. You Rang, Milord?

4. `Allo `Allo

3. Monty Python`s Flying Circuis

2. Fawlty Towers

1. Yes Minister & Yes Prime Minister


NEXT - Your Personal Top 7 Favourite Movies

(see, just like Top 10... )[/colorost_uid0]

[Ginga]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top 7 movies, huh? Hmm...

7. The Lion King (I'm sorry, even though it was shamelessly ripped from Kimba, it's a classic in my book. Hell, I still have the SNES game.)

6. Rocketman (This is like, the stupidest/funniest Disney movie ever. My tape's starting to wear out...)

5. Star Trek VIII

4. Star Trek VI

3. Star Trek III (Anyone noticing a trend yet?)

2. Star Trek II & IV (I can't decide which one I like better... they're both so great. XD)

1. Miss Congeniality (Yet another movie I'm starting to memorize the lines to.)

NEXT: Top 7 Favorite Snacks. Mmmm.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]7. Pringles (Sour Cream and Onion)
6. Haw flakes
5. Apple chips
4. Orange-flavoured Tic Tacs
3. Roasted groundnuts
2. Little children Skittles (the fruit-flavoured ones)
1. Minbari body parts Hm Minbari Er... Chocolate, especially if with orange cream/ flavoured with strawberry!

Next: Top 7 favourite things to do when you're really bored and [iost_uid0]have[/iost_uid0] to stay at home[/colorost_uid0]

[Ginga]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Aww, now this one can be funny (as was the last. )

7. Write lyrics to all the Star Trek theme songs...

6. And then move on to write lyrics for The X-Files.

5. Take your binoculars and watch intently for any signs of a starship.

4. Write 'ship fics. :P

3. Study. ...temporal physics, that is.

2. Pretend you're your favorite captain, sit in your favorite chair and yell out commands, randomly flinging yourself out of your chair in dramatic motions.

1. Write Top 7 lists. (Yeah, you can't tell me you didn't see that coming. :P)[/colorost_uid0]

[danieldoof]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]hey Fuyu Ginga
tell us what's next[/colorost_uid0]

[Ginga]

Oh noooo, my post of "what's next" got lost in the move...

RIP!

Oh... wait, that gives me an idea...

Top 7 ST Character Tombstone Epitaphs? Or would this be a Top 10?

[Nic Corelli]

GASP!

The rules are very clear. Top 7 lists MUST NOT BE FUNNY!

You write a funny top 7 list, you die. :twisted: :twisted:

(You must forgive me, after meeting the Twisted Smiley I am no longer the same person I was before. I`m in love. A.k.a. deranged)

I must commandeer this thread and bring order here. Ahem - Nic`s Top 7 Favourite Star Trek characters:

Number 7: Sisko

Number 6: Trip

Number 5: Janeway

Number 4: The Borg Queen (Alice)

Number 3: Q

Number 2: Garak


Broj 1: Dukat


See? NOT funny!


NEXT - Your Top 7 Favourite Countries in the World!

:twisted:

[Ginga]

Originally Posted by Nic Corelli

GASP!

The rules are very clear. Top 7 lists MUST NOT BE FUNNY!

You write a funny top 7 list, you die. :twisted: :twisted:

(You must forgive me, after meeting the Twisted Smiley I am no longer the same person I was before. I`m in love. A.k.a. deranged)

LMAO.

Yes, sir. We're very sorry. No more funnies.

[taya17]

Awww, no cuntries allowed? I kid, I kid!

Gee, actually I'm pretty sure I haven't much of a ranked preference, so I'm just gonna go with the flow here... ask me in ten minutes and I'll probably give you a different list. (7 isn't enough, actually!)

7. Russia
6. Hungary
5. Germany
4. Canada
3. New Zealand
2. Croatia
1. Kyrgyzstan. What's not to like about a country whose name I can't even spell, much less pronounce?

Notice how my own country doesn't come into the list? I'm a non-patriot, I am!

Nits, I APOLOGIZE DEEPLY if this post was FUNNY to you. I can't help being BORN FUNNY, can I?

[Michiel]

And the next one?

[taya17]

Oh oh oh! *facepalm* I forgot. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.


Top 7 cities to go on vacation (and why, if so desired)

[Ginga]

Vacation, huh?

7. Tokyo, Japan. I guess I've always wanted to go there... buy anime stuff... eat rice... wear a kimono... go to Akihabara and spend all my money on lovely electronics *drools*... the whole bit. XD

6. Orlando, Florida. I've been to Disneyworld at least 3 times. I need 5 before I die. :P

5. Las Vegas. ...OFFICIAL CONVENTION... BORG INVASION 4D... MUST get to convention! Must meet Kate Mulgrew... @_@

4. Plano, TX. I practically grew up there. I have many friends I must torture with Janewayisms.

3... now I'm out of ideas. Send me anywhere but Kansas. And Antarctica. Basically anywhere that's not severely open or bitterly cold.

[Nan]

3.) Vulcan, Alberta. Yes, it's Star Trek-themed.

2.) New Orleans, because there HAS to be at least one sexy vampire there. I'm just saying.

1.) Moose Jaw. Just because.

Next: Top Seven Advantages to Having a Chaotic Neutral Alignment

[NAHTMMM]

7. It beats the stuffing out of being a Fire Anything Alignment if you're surrounded by Water Elementals.

6. Being out of alignment is not a good thing for your limbs, your car, or a thread and the eye of a needle.

5. Predictably unpredictable people get invited to more parties. (Chaotic Evils don't count, as they do predictably bad unpredictable stuff.)

4. If your production is of uneven quality (like this list), nobody's very upset. "Oh, that's just their chaotic tendencies at work again."

3. Neutral means you can whack either side of the conflict as the situation demands.

2. Chaos is fun!

1. You can Support Your Local Hotel Faction.


Next: Top 7 Pets to Own

[Opium]

7. A cute, cuddly SPCA housecat
6. Miniature smooth-haired dachshund
5. Miniature long-haired dachshhund
4. Standard smooth-haired dachshund
3. Standard long-haired dachshund
2. Miniature wire-haired dachshund
1. Standar wire-haired dachshund

(or a gigantic one!)


Top 7 Reasons to see a Movie[/img]

[admiral sab]

7. It's a Star Trek film
6. Mel Gibson is in it.
5. Johnny Depp is in it.
4. Because it's Spiderman 2, DOOD!
3. Orlando Bloom is in it.
2. You're bored with nothing else to do.

and the number one reason to see a movie is:
You won free tickets to go see a movie in a raffle.

(This actually happened to me when Nemesis came out. I used the free ticket to go see it! lol I know I paid too much! I wanted my money back! )

Top Seven ways Seven should have left Voyager! Have fun! -but don't be funny!

[Nic Corelli]

You didn`t set the next list! AAARRGGH! :twisted: :twisted:

[admiral sab]

um Yes I did! :twisted: :wink: :lol: :shock: :?:

[Nic Corelli]

Admiral Sab is becoming devious and evil!

Cat and I have taught her well. *sniff*

7. Flying out with a jetpack

6. Jumping to space with a parachute

5. Driving away on a Harley Davidson

4. Ice-skating away

3. Rolling herself in a carpet, getting someone to roll the carpet away

2. Hopping away on one foot

AND

1. Floating away on the wings of her love for CHAKOTAY

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NEXT - Top 7 Ugliest Species in Star Trek
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[Opium]

5. Johnny Depp is in it.
4. Because it's Spiderman 2, DOOD!
3. Orlando Bloom is in it.

Very true! We have similiar tastes...