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Old 04-03-2004, 02:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hah! I bet you thought we`ve given up!

You know you want to... all your friends are doing it!

Reasons to Get an LJ (Live Journal):

1. LJs are cool
2. LJs are pretty
3. LJs are painted in a variety of colours
4. LJs contain Vitamin C
5. LJs protect you from ultra-violet radiation!

Reasons why Sa`ar is Afraid of LJs:

1. Sa`ar thinks LJs are tribbles, they will multiply and eat all of his pizza
2. Sa`ar is afraid LJs are evil clowns that eat children and bad punners
3. He is haunted by a misguided fear that an LJ will suck his soul out through his left ear
4. He`s afraid that if he gets an LJ, his polymer goo will achieve sentience and devour him

Reasons Why Sa`ar Needs an LJ

1. He already reads tons of LJs. That practically makes him an LJ fan
2. He comments in tons of LJs. He desperately needs one.
3. All his comments are titled "Anonymous". Such a shame considering he could take nicknames like Sa`argon The Great or Squeakybobo
4. It will earn him cookie points
5. Because

Things That Will Happen to Sa`ar If He Doesn`t Get an LJ

1. 17 will launch a volley of intercontinental biochemical thermonuclear baguettes on him
2. He will be thwapped over the head by Deep Space 9, Babylon 5 and the Super Star Destroyer together at the same time
3. Oddity the Psychotic Cat will be unleashed to eat him alive.
4. His new fivers will be scheduled for and published [iost_uid0]soon[/iost_uid0]
5. He will live his entire life in regret, wondering what would have happened if he had gotten an LJ[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 04-03-2004, 02:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nan has one.

Nic Corelli has one.

Cat has one.

NeoMatrix has one.


Most importantly, [bost_uid0]I[/bost_uid0] have one.


Do [bost_uid0]YOU[/bost_uid0] have an LJ?
Why not get one today?
All these cool cats can't be wrong!





Hell and damnation, Sa'ar, your [bost_uid0]entire harem[/bost_uid0] has an LJ! Your lack of an LJ is a [iost_uid0]crime against humanity[/iost_uid0]!

Listen to your inner devil. [bost_uid0]Get an LJ today![/bost_uid0]

[iost_uid0]This message has been brought to you by the Campaign To Shamelessly Expand 17's f-list. Thank you for listening![/colorost_uid0]

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Old 04-03-2004, 07:05 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Zeke has one too.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 04-03-2004, 10:17 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]What's the point though?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 04-03-2004, 10:22 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Shut up. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 04-03-2004, 10:31 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Make me. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Children!

I'm one of those people who only cares about herself. So I wouldn't want to read any of your LJ, but I'd definatly get one of my own. lol


No i'm kidding, I love j00 guys.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 04-03-2004, 04:11 PM
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[quoteost_uid0="NeoMatrix"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Zeke has one too.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Grrr. That wasn't supposed to be common knowledge.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0] NeoMatrix has one.[/quoteost_uid0]

Wow. That background is very distracting.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="NeoMatrix"]Zeke has one too.[/quoteost_uid0]
Grrr. Â That wasn't supposed to be common knowledge.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ah, so [iost_uid0]that's[/iost_uid0] why you didn't tell me. :eyeroll:[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 04-03-2004, 06:15 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Though i'm not part of Sa'ar's harem (at least not that i'm aware of :lol but I have one too.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Cool. *Adds to friends-list*

Anyone else? [/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 04-04-2004, 02:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nope, no LJ. Got a lame journal at Digikitten though.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I think Sa'ar will be harder than NAH, so maybe we should get NAH there first. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Maybe...

*Wonders if she should mention the uber customizable color scheams*

Edit: *Just now notices Cat's sig.* OoooO I love that poem (you know its time to go to bed when you have to use spell checker to spell poem :lol I have [iost_uid0]Where the Sidewalk Ends[/iost_uid0], [iost_uid0]A Light in the Attic[/iost_uid0] and i think i have [iost_uid0]Falling Up[/iost_uid0], but i'm not sure... one of my other favroites is "Backwords Bill"[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]ya get a lj, i got one! http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadowsquall/[/colorost_uid0]

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