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Old 07-04-2005, 04:00 AM
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Welcome to Day 19, where I'm really, really tied up and can only publish one fiver. Fun!
    [*]Here's Derek with Smallville's penultimate episode this season, "Forever." Despite the lack of To Be Continued, he tells me this is in some sense a cliffhanger. It's probably a pun.[*][/list]

    Be here tomorrow, when we'll give you Day 20 or give you death!
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Old 07-04-2005, 06:42 AM
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Not gonna quote anything specific, but: The puns! The goggles, they do nothing!

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Old 07-04-2005, 08:06 AM
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Chloe: Okay, so all the doors are locked, all the windows are fake, all the phones are dead, but I'm okay. I can get through this.
Computer: Can't connect to internet.
Chloe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LMAO xD My thoughts exactly...
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Old 07-04-2005, 08:07 AM
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Chloe: Okay, so all the doors are locked, all the windows are fake, all the phones are dead, but I'm okay. I can get through this.
Computer: Can't connect to internet.
Chloe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LMAO xD My thoughts exactly...
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Lois: A replica of the high school?
Clark: What did you think it'd be of? Elementary, dear Watson?
I didn't notice this for a for seconds, then I started laughing despite how bad it was.
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Chloe: Okay, so all the doors are locked, all the windows are fake, all the phones are dead, but I'm okay. I can get through this.
Computer: Can't connect to internet.
Chloe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Heheh.

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Clark: Hey Lana, where are you going to college?
Lana: Well, I'd been thinking about a whole bunch of places. Then I heard the show was getting a fifth season, so I decided not to go to
college and stay in Smallville.
Clark: Makes sense.
That it does :twisted:

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Jason's Mom: Hello, Lionel and Lex. I'm looking for one of the stones.
Lex: Okay, let's review. There's the stone Clark has in his cave, there's the stone Jason gave to Lana, and there's the stone that Swann gave to some girl somewhere, right?
Jason's Mom: Right.
Lex: Now we don't know about the stone in Clark's cave yet. We do know that Lex and Lionel both didn't realize that Jason gave the stone to Lana, and we've never heard anything about the third stone, right?
Jason's Mom: Right.
Lex: So explain to me again how you're so sure that Lionel has a stone?
Jason's Mom: I have my reasons. No, wait, I don't. What I meant to say was "I have my script."
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Lana: Look, I have a stone. Let me look at it for a good long time out in the relative open.
Doncha hate it when they do that?


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Many of the quotes have already been cited above. However:
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Pa Kent: I don't want Clark to guilt-trip himself into staying, so I'm chopping the wood to prove that I don't need him.
Ma Kent: You're just hoping if Clark leaves, the fifth season will be about you.
Pa Kent: I've got the General Lee ready to go. How do you look in Daisy Dukes?
Heh.
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Lex: So explain to me again how you're so sure that Lionel has a stone?
Jason's Mom: I have my reasons. No, wait, I don't. What I meant to say was "I have my script."
Heheh.
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Clark: You know, being interrupted by a girl who wants me to sign her yearbook is probably one of the most normal things that has ever happened on this show.
Lois: Hey, look. All the people on this center page are missing.
Clark: Phew, that's a relief. I thought we might be getting normal.
What a relief!
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Lionel: Lex, stop trying to make sense.
The best possible advice. :P
Quote:
Lana: Wait, how'd you get here so quickly?
Evil Mwahaha-Photoguy Villain: I'd rather leave that ambiguous. What I don't want to leave amiguous is this frozen girl's head which I ripped off her body and will now shatter on the stairs.
(SHATTER)
Chloe: Well, that's no way to get ahead in life.
Quote:
Clark: Have you heard about my rubber power? It goes like this: "I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you do bounces off me and sticks to you."
Evil Mwahaha-Photoguy Villain: GAK!
Lana: Yay! I'm unfrozen! Though I don't quite get how his death unfreezes us.
Clark: I'd rather leave that ambiguous.
Oh, the puns! The ambiguity! But where is the ambiguity? It's over there, in a box.

Good stuff, Derek.

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