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Old 09-30-2003, 07:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: And what do extras and Mayweather do again?




A: This is a Redshirt Only area![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 07:18 AM
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Old 09-30-2003, 07:35 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are you sreaming, NeoMatrix?


A: Go you![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 07:38 AM
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Old 09-30-2003, 01:13 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I'm immortal.

A: No, give me that pipette back RIGHT NOW.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 04:49 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you mind if I borrrow your pipette?

A: Knowing the answer before the question is even asked? Wow, that is so cool! Why didn't I think of that? - Alex Trebek[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 04:53 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: ...And thus, it can get you a whole lot of money because you can bet on the answers the contestants give.

A: Blame Canada! Blame Canada![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 04:56 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I want to know whose idea it was to make the Warp Core color Blue? I cannot work in the Engine Room with a Blue Warp Core.

A: Due to the lack of funds, there will be no answer.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-30-2003, 05:14 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There is something wrong with this Q and A article. Where are all the answers?

A: Always remember, you are unique. Just like everybody else.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-30-2003, 06:50 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Tell me honestly, do you think im special, I mean is there something about me that sets me apart or am i just there?

A: What do you mean you want me to tell you the answer![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 07:58 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Come on! I'm on weekend millionairs! This is the final question! And you're an expert on this field! [iost_uid0]Please[/iost_uid0] tell me the answer!

A: You're not a redshirt. You'll be fine.


I finally got the time to read the rest of the thread...

[quoteost_uid0]Cat, you can't run fast enough to escape me. No matter what, you can only get that far on this planet...[/quoteost_uid0]
Maybe I can't run, but I can always hide.

[quoteost_uid0]--Yeah, you'd BETTER run from 17-aka-Sue![/quoteost_uid0]
Actually, I wasn't really sure [iost_uid0]who[/iost_uid0] I was running from. I didn't say anything about 17 or -heh- Sue.

[quoteost_uid0]--I think the question of whether 17 is attracted to me is more important, as any attraction I might feel for her would not have any effect on her attempts to kill me.[/quoteost_uid0]
It's the other way around. Sue :evil grin: wanting to kill you might have some effect on you being attracted to her.

[quoteost_uid0]Alright, WHO spilled the beans about my Magnet of DOOM!, huh? :glares:[/quoteost_uid0]
It wasn't me, really! No, don't hurt me! AAAAHH!

[quoteost_uid0]Why is everyone in this forum hitting on me? :lol: [/quoteost_uid0]
Not everybody. I'm not.
Alright, I suppose you meant everyone male.

[quoteost_uid0](I seem to remember Sa'ar being paired with either cat or 17 recently, probably in this very thread...)[/quoteost_uid0]
That was in this thread?[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-30-2003, 08:15 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Catalina, I can't deliver your valentine to Sa'ar! 17's nearby--if I come out of hiding, she'll kill me!

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A: I have no idea why. Let's blame it on Chakotay.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-30-2003, 08:24 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hi! Excuse me for interupting you, I'll just put this EMP generater right about here and I'll be on my way.

A: Why me?

[quoteost_uid0]Q: Catalina, I can't deliver your valentine to Sa'ar! 17's nearby--if I come out of hiding, she'll kill me![/quoteost_uid0]
Now I'm NOT going to offer you a position as third in command, only because we have the same enemies. What a shame. [/colorost_uid0]

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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-30-2003, 09:09 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: When I am Dictator of the Universe, catalina, you shall be in charge of my Supreme Dungeon of Evil, Pain, and Extra Toppings.


A: [iost_uid0]Anything[/iost_uid0] is better than Janeway/Neelix.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you tell Kathy you're in love with her?

A: I'm still hiding. And I'm not telling you I'm in Switzer... I mean Japan. Yes.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-01-2003, 02:17 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Cat, where are you? I have a present for you

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Old 10-01-2003, 07:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Like, the Matrix is this totally cool movie where like this guy is all like whoa, I'm in a Matrix or am I and it's wow.



A: Stop talking like a surfer dude.[/colorost_uid0]
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