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Old 05-21-2007, 09:36 PM
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Old 05-22-2007, 02:19 AM
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Well, my Russian's a bit rusty, but I think it says:

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I may be off on a word here or there, but I think that's the general idea.
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Don't you use WD-40 to protect your Russian?
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Thanks Derek! And there was me thinking it was Hebrew...Hmm...My index finger seems fine, though.

@Nate: If you use WD-40 on languages, they go green.
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Old 05-22-2007, 03:13 PM
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I could make a clever remark about Derek having an actual RUSSIAN that he preserves using WD-40, but that seems a bit weird, even for this site.
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On a slightly more helpful note, maybe you should show it to someone who can read Hebrew. Because I know Russian, Russsian's a friend of mine, and that ain't Russian.

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I second the Hebrew theory.
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:18 AM
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On a slightly more helpful note, maybe you should show it to someone who can read Hebrew. Because I know Russian, Russsian's a friend of mine, and that ain't Russian.

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I think there is (or was) someone right here who might just know Hebrew. Isn't Standback in Israel?
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He is, but I've not seen him around here in an age. He still surfaces on LJ from time to time though.
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He is, yes, and I think I saw him on MSN a while ago.
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