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Old 12-26-2004, 08:29 PM
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oh, GOD! It means Torres/Seven!? That's just wrong on so many levels. I mean come ON! One's a Klingon, the other's a Borg, that just doesn't WORK!
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Old 12-26-2004, 10:31 PM
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N/7, anyone? Um, never mind.

Just popping in to say this past week's been GREAT. Thanks to Zeke, and the whole beloved 5MV staff, for all the wonderful, hilarious material. I'd quote if I had the time (and if everybody else hadn't taken the good ones), but for the nonce, I'm just going to say THANKS, and well done! Kudos all around. Also, pie.
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Old 12-27-2004, 03:53 AM
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And while I dig P/T, I'm also a closet P/7er. Make of that what you will.

Woo! Yeah!

What? I like that one. I have a cache of stories, and links to several sites. I even actually experimented and wrote a couple, on Fanfiction.net even.

Don't all look so shocked. Paris/Tucker might be my favorite and crossover wish, but I was a P/7er a long time ago.
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Old 12-27-2004, 04:09 PM
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Lol, I'm so happy that I was part of a crew killing helpless little bunnies :twisted:. IJD GAF sure got my character right in some places, especially here:
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I don't actually have that *sniffle*
Well at least I got the last line ha :P

Anyway really enjoying this Voyager Week, good work everyone
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Old 12-28-2004, 01:20 PM
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I have it.

And Channel and Ruby and Sapphire and Fire Red and Leaf Green and even Silver.

I'm going to get Emerald, and am tempted by Pokemon Box.

I wanna see if I can get my Eevee to Ruby before I get the actual, offical cross-connection thingy.

I'm not exactly happy that GameBoy Advance Video won't play on the GameBoy Player. Something that I'm not-so-not-so-happy about is the fact that the episodes have just been thrown onto the cartridges without any concern for episode order.

What was this? Oh, an update outdated by at least one other update. Oh well. Don't mind me, I'm murdering Yahoo for hiding the attachment button. It's not like I'm trying to resuscitate an entire fandom or anything.
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There is no need to bring it back to life, it's still living, hiding in the shadows, waiting to strike. *Plots.* :twisted:
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Old 12-29-2004, 06:51 AM
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Just popping in to say this past week's been GREAT. Thanks to Zeke, and the whole beloved 5MV staff, for all the wonderful, hilarious material... Kudos all around. Also, pie.
Glad you're enjoying VW. Almost all the credit for what you've seen so far belongs to the rest of the staff, because the bulk of my contribution to VW will be on Day 7. Today's newspost explains when you can expect that to go online.
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:47 PM
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There is no need to bring it back to life, it's still living, hiding in the shadows, waiting to strike. *Plots.* :twisted:
You idiot, this IS the strike! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*hack**hack**hack**sneeze**belch*

Besides, I think this firmly establishes that my ego has taken charge until my sanity returns. It must have fled from the paint fumes, disguised itself as an elephant, and attempted to join one of those new-fashioned circii that don't have any animals.

It'll be back.

It always comes back. Usually with foreign chocolates.
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Old 12-29-2004, 02:14 PM
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Well, I can fix that.... *Goes to lock up Flixibixi's sanity for all eternity.* :twisted:
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NO, MY CHOCOLATES!

Now what am I going to use to curb my upcoming bout with PMS?

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Old 12-30-2004, 12:42 AM
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This. *Thwacks Flixibixi with a fruitcake muffin from his Fling-o-matic mrk 2.* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Old 12-30-2004, 01:02 PM
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...you couldn't manage a chocolate muffin? :evil:
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Old 12-31-2004, 01:22 AM
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:shock: Whoa... that was too many shades of somewhere else, and besides, why be nice, fruitcake is the evilest substance known to man. *Thwacks again.* :twisted:
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Old 12-31-2004, 07:39 AM
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... fruitcake is the evilest substance known to man.
Nope. Not even close.
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Marmite? Vegemite? That weird fake whipped cream stuff that's actually made of petroleum or whatever?

Headcheese?
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Old 12-31-2004, 12:55 PM
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Naroq: Yes, but I pulled it off.
So now you're quoting the Lion King? Interesting...
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So now you're quoting the Lion King? Interesting...
Wouldn't be the first time for me. Check out Five-Minute "Brothers".
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Okay then. Is it sad that I picked up on both of those the instant I read them?
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Seven: The interlink is what gives the drones their power. It is an energy field created by every Borg vinculum; it surrounds us, it penetrates us, it binds the Collective together.
Janeway: Are you sure it's not just a lot of simple tricks and nonsense? After all, there's no mystical all-powerful force that controls my destiny.
Seven: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Heheheh.



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Janeway: Gasp. It's a sinusoidal cloaking frequency!
Tuvok: With mint frosting.
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Don't watch "Firefly" but I found these the silliest:
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Upon assimilating Inara: All Borg vessels get a makeover, and are now decorated with drapes, silk cushions and big candles
Upon assimilating Jayne: The Collective suddenly gets the urge to assimilate Risa, Amsterdam, and Texas
Upon assimilating Simon: The Borg takes a sudden dislike to O-type stars
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Nan: (on the screen) AAHH! The bunnies! The cute bunnies! Save us from the cute little bunnies!
Zeke: Um... who are you?
Nan: I'm Captain-- AAAHHH! (transmission ends)
Zeke: Interesting... I knew a Cadet AAAHHH back in the academy. Crazy lady. Smelled like bell peppers.
...

(Suddenly a high pitched whining begins. A portal appears and a cute, cuddly pink bunny emerges)
Zeke: Woohoo! We've won favor with the bunny gods for our kind deeds!
(The bunny dances about the bridge for a moment, then dives back through the portal)
Marc: I'm not so sure about that.
Derek: Yeah. That bunny stole my wallet.
Kira: And Marc's spooncorder.
Marc: And (gasp) the Hammer of Smiting!
Zeke: Noooo! The bunny gods have forsaken us!
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IJD: They're currently moving at Warp 47.
Zeke: That's ludicrous!
:lol: :lol: :lol: Another fantastic installment!
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