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Old 12-06-2004, 12:23 AM
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Top 10 deleted scenes from Star Wars movies


10. Ep III:
Anakin: Hi sweetie! Check out my kewl new black suit! ...Hey, come back here and gimme a kiss!
Padme: Ick. Right now, I'd rather kiss a Gungan.
Jar-Jar: Heyyy, meesa like that ideea.


9. Ep V:
(In the asteroid)
Han Solo: Mynock bats. I hate mynock bats.
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8.

Ep V:
Vader: Luke, I am your Mother's Father's Uncle's...
Solo: SISTER!
Boba: Hey! How did you get off my ship?


7.

Ep I:
Obi-Wan: What's this?
Qui-Gon: A local
Obi-Wan: EWW! It's all slimy!
Jar-Jar: Messa have feelings too...
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Old 12-18-2004, 08:00 PM
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6. Ep IV:

*In the cantina, Luke shakes off the whole being-picked-on thing and wanders over to the band*
Luke: Hey, you guys rock! Can I join in?
Band: Sure!
*Luke demonstrates his coolness for the teens in the audience by pulling out a guitar and jamming with the band for about five minutes*


5. Ep I:

The race scene where Anakin is flying neck-and-neck with Bobby Labonte for several seconds


4. Ep I:

That heartwarming scene of drunken Jawas playing Pin The Tail On The Jar-Jar


3. Ep I:

Qui-Gon: I believe that Anakin is the one who is to restore balance to the Force. We must train him.
Obi-Wan: Er, right. Let me ask you this: is the Light or the Dark Side of the Force winning right now?
Qui-Gon: The Light Side obviously must have the edge. I mean, we've got that Jedi Council and we're united en masse and any Sith are scattered and isolated.
Obi-Wan: So by restoring balance, we'd be helping the bad guys, RIGHT?
Qui-Gon: Hmm, good point.


2. Ep VI:

C-3PO: We are fighting against the Empire--
Ewoks: *burst into agitated chattering and wave their spears forcefully*
Han: Uh-oh, did we just wear out our welcome, Goldenrod?
C-3PO: *chatters a question at an Ewok who chatters back* I do not believe so, sir. They say they have no quarrel with the battle against some "Trade Federation"'s empire, but they insist that if there is one "Jar-Jar Binks" among us, that we deliver him up to them to be dealt with.


1. Ep VI:

Vader: GAK!
Luke: :cry:
Death Star: Irreparable core breach. This station will self-destruct in 30 . . . 29 . . .
Luke: Uh-oh. *grabs Vader's body and gets into a standing position, then turns on his walkie-talkie* All right, Artoo, beam me up!




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The Top Ten Entities We're Absolutely Certain (Well...Pretty Certain) Could Never Take Over Any Of The Enterprises
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10) Zeke (He's a genius, just not that kind of genius.)
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9. Seko.

I dunno. He could eat it, or maul it, but that doesn't really count as taking over. :P
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1. Ep VI:

Vader: GAK!
Luke: :cry:
Death Star: Irreparable core breach. This station will self-destruct in 30 . . . 29 . . .
Luke: Uh-oh. *grabs Vader's body and gets into a standing position, then turns on his walkie-talkie* All right, Artoo, beam me up!
Continued...

3CPO: Don't you know we are a little busy up here? But don't worry, we will conviently beam you out at the last possible moment before you blow up with the station.
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Old 12-18-2004, 10:45 PM
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8. The Ferengi. Wait a minute...
7. The kind people at PBS. (This bumbled attempt at take over was brought to you by viewers like you!)
6. The Muppets. Like they could take over a ship. They're made out of FELT! FELT!
5. A paperclip. You can't think! HAH! Take that! I shall bend you out of shape! OW! You broke and poked me!
4. Riker. Can't do anything on his own ship...
3. Anne of Green Gables.
2. Christina Aguilera.

And the 1 entity we are certain (pretty certain) couldn't take over any enterprise is...

1. This potted plant:


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10) Could do some mind-altering thing to NX-1, making them think that they were all reptiliod xindi.
9) Could do some kind of technobabble trick to get voyager home earlier. That way, not only does it take over, it gets worshipped too.
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8. As Jake's only friend while Nog is away, the plant convinces him to inperonate his father, take over DS9, and turn it into a huge disco-themed casino.
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7. Could release a poison that makes Crusher die, which get's the P/Cers all mad and they destroy The Enterprise E (I don't think that counts though...)

6. It release a chemical which causes Tribbles to Multiply twice as fast, and grow three times as big.
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5) It uses some kind of brain control spores to cause kirk & co. to kill each other and thus take over that way.
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7. Could release a poison that makes Crusher die, which get's the P/Cers all mad and they destroy The Enterprise E (I don't think that counts though...)
How could you even suggest that? :cry:

anyways...

4. The plant could be mutated by being too close the warp core, and then take over the ship from the inside of the warp core...and only let Kirk take the ship back if he stops wearing a toupee!
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7. Could release a poison that makes Crusher die, which get's the P/Cers all mad and they destroy The Enterprise E (I don't think that counts though...)
How could you even suggest that? :cry:
I don't know! I'M SO CONFUSED! :?

3. I just stands there and looks pretty, distracting the entire crew, which allows the dominion to take over DS9
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2. A species known as the Plantarians here the lonliness of the potted plant, and decide that the only way to save the plant is to destroy all of Voyager.


1. The Quark tips Odo off to a band of Kanaediens called the Pothead Camp who are selling medicine without prescriptions. H mishears and ends up turning DS9 upside down looking for a potted plant.


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10. Data the Android

9. Jingle Borg

8. I'll be around Sector 001 for Christmas

7. I'm getting Q2 for Christmas

6. I saw the Borg Queen kissing Locutis (is that how you spell it?)

5. Geordi, the VISOR eyed engineer

4. Joy to the World (Q's leaving us alone)

3. Silent Space

2. Oh come all ye Spacecraft

And the number 1 Trek-Inspired (ie, made up) Holiday Songs...

1. We wish you a Joyful ChristmaHaunaKwanzakah (Don't want Religion Wars in Starfleet now do we?)

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The Top Ten Rejected Names for Ten-Forward

10. Messy Hall
9. Roger
8. Guinan's Bar&Grill
7. Forty-Seven-Forward
6. Five-Minute-Forward
5. Perfect-Ten-Forward
4. Top-Ten-Forward
3. Best-Foot-Forward
2. Fast-Forward

And the number one rejected name for Ten-Forward is...

1. Seven-Up


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10. Harry Kim - A girlfriend

9. McCoy - Tranqulisers (If THAT won't make Spock leave him alone, nothing will)

8. Jake - A computer, complete with MS Word

7. The Doctor - Time on a planet where everyone thinks he's a visiting opera star

6. Worf - A chance to beat the crap out of Riker

5. Archer - Chili (That's safe for dogs)

4. Sisko - Earplugs

3. Janeway - Anti-C/7 ray

2. Kirk - A better wig

And the number one Star Trek Christmas Gifts (to ANYone, not a copy of the villan one)...

1. Picard - A cut out version of himself, which is convincing enough to make Q think it's the real Picard

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10. Shelby is cuter.
9. Data looks silly in red.
8. The toaster wouldn't let him.
7. Riker flipped a coin, Data unfourtunately lost.
6. Data wouldn't get upset if he didn't get it. At least he shouldn't <.<
5. Data is too smart to have the job of doing nothing.
4. Secretly, Riker is afraid of Data.
3. If Data was promoted Wesley would've gotten his job.
2. Shelby gave Riker some chocolate.

And the number 1 reason is...

1. Riker wanted a woman near by. He's a pig after all.

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10. No C/7

9. Everyone must play with blocks for an hour each day

8. There IS a spoon

7. Everyone must have a mind meld until meld-e gets a headache

6. Seven would NOT be on Voyager

5. It would be illogical to write the fifth reason

4. Did we mention no C/7?

3. We want to make sure the point is recieved

2. It'd be illogical not to

And the number one thing Tuvok would do if he were promoted to first officer...

1. Kill Seven to make SURE C/7 never happens

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10) They wanted to assimilate someone who didn't have to be shaved.
9) They wanted to get the fomula for earl grey
8) They wanted the patent for "Make it so" and "Engage"
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