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Old 01-23-2007, 02:31 AM
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"If they mean the Twin Cities I think they mean..."

I think that although there are a lot of "twin cities" pairs, only Minneapolis-St. Paul uses "Twin Cities." Other groupings are the Tricities, the Quad Cities, the Grand Cities, and so on.

"If we've covered this territory before..."

I completely did not notice the hidden joke in there. If we(Katy Jane and I)'ve covered this territory (the Upper Midwest) before... Ha ha, I made a funny.

You get my TV? So that's where it went!
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Old 01-23-2007, 03:09 AM
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Thank you, Zeke, for kindly coming to praise TripHammered and not to bury it. Seriously, you've always been TripHammered's biggest cheerleader, and I truly appreciate it. Thanks to all of you for your kind words.

Now I'm going to have to work on using "Ave atque mallet" on a regular basis.
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Old 01-23-2007, 11:46 PM
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Thanks for the chuckle, evay. "coming to praise TripHammered and not to bury it," brought to mind an old gag from the Reduced Shakespeare Company. In about a minute the troupe covered the plays Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra.

Austin (as Brutus): Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your rears! I've come to bury Caesar, so let's bury him and get on to my play...
Austin and Adam: Antony and Cleopatra!
Adam (as Cleopatra): Is this an asp I see before me? Ouch, oh, I've been bitten by a snake! Beargh!

I have to yet again give full props to the Reduced Shakespeare Company for their role in furthering the popularity growth of the "humor through condensation" genre.
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Very true. They do excellent work.
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Old 01-24-2007, 02:23 AM
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In about a minute the troupe covered the plays Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra.
Are you absolutely certain it wasn't a trope?
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Old 01-24-2007, 03:48 AM
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to haunt his son, and said "Hey, kiddo."
I'm your father and it's your duty to avenge my death on Claudius.
Kill him quick and clean and tell the nation what a fraud he was."
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But so no-one will suspect me I'll let on that I'm a dafty."

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Old 01-24-2007, 05:20 AM
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You guys are never going to let me live that one down, are you?

Oh, and hemling/heaven and Claudius/he was, are absolutely awful rhymes. Just horrible. Almost as bad as ... as ... get back to me on that one, okay?
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Old 01-24-2007, 05:36 AM
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I didn't actually write them, and strictly speaking the rhyme is Claudius/fraud he was
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Seriously, you've always been TripHammered's biggest cheerleader, and I truly appreciate it.
Zeke, as a cheerleader.

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Oh, my poor brain.
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Old 01-29-2007, 05:56 PM
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You know what Zeke looks like?
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Old 01-29-2007, 07:27 PM
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Yes. It's not helping.
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Old 01-29-2007, 09:09 PM
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Please don't tell me that I just have to go to his profile. After all, you can all see what I look like.
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