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Old 09-11-2005, 11:08 PM
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"Just one minute", said A. Random-Person, "where exactly is this story supposed to be going?"
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Old 09-11-2005, 11:20 PM
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" How should I know?" asked A. N. Other
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:15 AM
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"I don't know either!", said A. Nonymous.
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Old 09-12-2005, 08:29 AM
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'Just as long as we keep it alphatabized, it'll be okay" said Janeway, who was dressed as Borg for Halloween.
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"Kim, go get yourself a Borg uniform and join us in the mess hall," commanded Chakotay.
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"Like I was going to miss out on this!" Kim grinned, running for Seven's closet.
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Maybe this is a good time for a commerical break, said the narrator.
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"Now!" Said Karl, "I want to finish painting this place midnight blue!"
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"Olleander's Paint, Karl's favorite," said the narrator, "and now back to the program"
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"Ngyaaahh!" Kim yelled, having just seen Neelix in the most unlikely of costumes - one of seven's catsuits.
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"Pardon me, I like to wear lycra" said Neelix.


(whoiam, I'm just wondering, why do you go with the letter before, rather than the letter after :?: )
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(as-yet undiagnosed dyslexia, I think... I've tried posting in here 4 times, and only managed the right letter once:@)

"...Quite..." Kim gasped, before beating a hasty retreat

(make that twice)
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"Really, you are being too rude to Neelix" said Chakotay, who was also in one of Seven's catsuits.
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"Some things should never be seen" Kim muttered, averting his eyes from history's first lycra-coated tree.
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"Timber!" shouted Seven as she pushed Chakotay down and took back her catsuit.
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"Uuurgh! Chakotay naked!" Was the cry raised by the rest of the Voyager crew, and anyone who happened to be watching.
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"Why? Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyy? Why must you arrest me so?" Cried Chakotay, attempting to take the award for Star-Trek's hammiest performance away from Captain Sisko...
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"You haven't seen the last of me! I won't give up without a fight! I won't go... oooh, cedar" Chakotay raged at the Censorship Police as they dragged him away
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