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Old 10-26-2004, 02:21 PM
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Top Ten Ways to make Star Trek More Funny


10. Replace half the crew with clowns armed with banana cream pie sidearms.

9. Every time Picard says "Make it so!" a referee whistles him for Overuse of Stock Phrases

8. Chakotay really does go around saying things like "Chakotay 1, Tuvok 0!"

7. "What are we going to do tonight, Spot?" "The same thing we do every night, Livingston. Try to take over the ship!"

6. Have ME write the episodes :twisted:
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Old 10-26-2004, 04:55 PM
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5. Have all the characters act like mimes the whole show

4. Pie torpedoes
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Old 10-27-2004, 08:46 AM
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3. Do a crew episode every season-let the crew of Trek write, produce, and star in their very own eppy, dressed as and acting like the characters of the show, only funnier!

2. Tape the show live once in a while-the on-set bloopers and live special effects and CGI's are sure to be funny!

1. Make it seem like there is sound in space, like when the ships go by they make a "whoosh" sou...oh, right. They already do that. :roll:


Top Ten 'Top Ten List' Subjects Trek Characters would Suggest
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Old 10-27-2004, 11:25 PM
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Top Ten 'Top Ten List' Subjects Trek Characters would Suggest
10. Sisko: Top Ten reasons hair is bad.
9. Troi: Top Ten ways to state the obvious.
8. Data: Top Ten alternate titles for Top Ten.
7. Janeway: Top Ten ways to simultaneously make coffee and blow Voyager up.
6. Uhura: Top Ten possible last names for Uhura.
5. Doctor: Top Ten ways holograms are superior to everyone else.
4. Archer: Top Ten ways to get beaten up while still attempting to seem manly.
3. Quark: Top Ten reasons females should be naked.
2. Riker: Top Ten reasons females should be naked.
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1. Phlox: Top Ten creepy things Phlox can do with his face.

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Old 10-28-2004, 09:34 AM
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(Top Ten halloween costumes Trek characters would want.)

I asked various Trek characters what they want to be on Halloween. here are the answers:

10.Archer: Kirk's outfit...not that I know about Kirk or anything
9. Data: A real boy
8. Bashir: Bond. James Bond.
7. Ezri: A princess...no, a prince...maybe a vampire! or...Anne of Green Gables! What if I was Batman? Or...Cat woman...or Our Lady Peace's Raine Maida...Abba...or... *Bashir Bond kisses Ezri to shut her up*
6. Spot: A wirehaired dachshund, as they obviously the superior animal
5. T'Pol: Costumes are illogical...unless it's just with Trip...did I say that outloud? *runs away*
4. Trip: Whatever matches T'Pol's....non-costume of illogic
3. Kirk: William Shatner...I here he got lots of girls
2. Mayweather: Anything to get me noticed...maybe as Ben Affleck? :wink:
1. Quark: The butler. No one ever suspects the butler.

Top Ten (actual) TV shows Trek characters would want to be in
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Ooh...tricky...can we read that as "should be in"?
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10. Kirk: that show that he stars in, y'know, the court room "drama". You know?
9. Troi: The news, stating the obvious all night long.
8. Reed: Good Morning America, so he can kill Katie Couric.
7. Spock: CSI, ala "the Undiscovered Country".
6. Neelix: Survivor, all that lovely random roots to feed to a captive team.
5. Paris: Joey! I think he'd fit...
4. T'pol: Will and Grace, she'd like to try and teach Karen about "logic".
3. Tuvok: CSI: Miami, like Spock on CSI, only not as popular.
2. McCoy: ER, no one would ever treat him like anything but a doctor.

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1. Janeway: Lost, she'd make a MUCH better leader than Jack.

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Old 10-29-2004, 06:59 AM
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3. Tuvok: CSI: Miami, like Spock on CSI, only not as popular.
:lol: That is so true :lol: :mrgreen: Wow, I'm so creativly zapped of energy I can't think of anything...
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Top Ten TV Shows Star Trek Characters would fit in
10) Uhura in Doctor Who - all the screaming, running away, twisting her ankle.....isn't that her role in star trek anyway?
9) Silik - any John Kerry Broadcast
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Top Ten Fanfics written by Trek Characters

10. "Everyone Woke Up Klingon" by Worf. Everyone wakes up Klingon.
9. "The Pointy Ear Saga: Elven Love" by T'Pol on a trip...or with Trip :wink: . Arwen gives up Aragorn for Legolas, and then she changes her mind, and then she changes her mind again, and...
8. "Logic Dictactes that I Do Not Write Fanfiction, But Love Says I Do" by Tuvok. Serious, nasty Snape is secretly in love with his headmistress McGonagal, but does not find it logical enough to persue.
7. "Mary Sue, Where Are You?" by Kirk. The handsome captain Norrington is being ignored for the "bad boy" CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. Norrington must get revenge!
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6. "Honor" by Worf. The discovery that Wesley dishonorably caused Jadzia's death [s]allows[/s] requires Worf to hunt the p'taK down and [s]kill the annoying brat slow and painfu[/s] slay him in honorable combat. Such a shame. Really!


5. "Cheese" by Porthos. Arf ruff ruff ruff, Ruff ruff woof ruff arf ruff. Ruff Ruff ruff. Ruff arf? Ruff ruff ruff!


4. "Come to momma!" by Mirror Kira. Our Kira, Dax, Sisko, and anyone else she can think of bravely renounce their universe for her sake. Rated NC-80.
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3. "Harry Potter and the Thing of DOOM" by Wesley Crusher Harry Potter, boy wonder, must track down The Thing of DOOM which threatens all of Earth, mostly so he can get some Mary Sue action, and of course, the respect he deserves from everyone.

2. "I Want to Be A Real Boy" by Spot. Meow... Data wants to be a real boy, instead of a purrrfect cat. Mary-Sue Spot sets him on the path to a being purrrrfect. Meow. Moew. (at least that's what the computer's cat-to-human translator thinkgs it is about)

1. "Eowyn's Adventures" by Troi. Eowyn stops Voldemorte from destroying Harry, Saruman from destroying Middle Earth, and The Black Pearl from being evil, all while simply stating the obvious and making everyone else look bad. And of course Aragorn, Sirius Black, Legolas and CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow to fall deeply in love with her.


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10. Sauron: "How many Ring Wraiths does it take to change a lightbulb? - Nine." :P
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9: Deosil (steward of Gondor guy): How many Seeing Spheres does it take to make a guy fall under the influence of Sauron?
8) Gandalf: How many Balrogs does it take to change a wizard?
7)Elrond: How many Agent Elronds does it take to take out FrodNeo?
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6) Frodo: Why did the chicken cross Middle Earth?
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5. "So a Ringbearer, an orc, Sauron, and a cute elf chick walk into a bar..."

4. Gimli: "What do you get when you cross Sauron with the One Ring? . . .Give up? You get death and DOOM for all of Middle Earth! Ha ha ha! . . . See, this is why I never do any stand-up."
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3. Golum: How many hobbits do you need to fool to steal the Precious?

2. Samwise: How many stab wounds does it take to kill Golum?

1. Aragorn: How many lifeforms/undead do you have to kill to pronounce yourself king? (Think of the Forum/Lightbulb joke)
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What's the next list KGM?
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Oops! uhh...

The Top ten rejected actors for Aragorn
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