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Old 10-16-2006, 03:47 AM
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Old 10-16-2006, 03:34 PM
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Well, I know all my problems are solved now. Thanks, IJD!

(Note: IJD's thread here was partly in response to a spam thread involving crackers which I've since deleted. Why? Because crackers don't matter.)
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Old 10-16-2006, 03:41 PM
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Why? Because crackers don't matter.
ARGH KILL KILL KILL!

(I barely restrained myself from multiple exclamation points.)

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Aww. Dammit, Zeke, I was going to make that reference! Screw it, I'm doing it anyway. Ahem.

Crackers? I thought they didn't matter.

Teach you to pre-empt my reference on your own site... <_<
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Oh no!

Zeke seems to have issued a complaint to the maker of this comic!

He says crackers don't matter. But does he mean it? Does he really?
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Old 10-16-2006, 10:42 PM
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ARGH KILL KILL KILL!
No, no, no. It's "Crush! Kill! Destroy!"

See?

And no pesky multiple exclamation points!
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No, no, no. It's "Crush! Kill! Destroy!"

See?

And no pesky multiple exclamation points!

I thought it was "Seek and locate! Locate and destroy! Destroy and rejoice!"...
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Science crackers do matter, fool.
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Those aren't regular crackers. They're SCIENCE crackers. We're talking about DINOSAUR crackers.
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