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Old 06-23-2003, 06:58 PM
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Old 06-23-2003, 09:00 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]And PHJ, what do you mean, THWAPpable offence? SATC is a fun show. Not that I'm a fan, but it's just fun.[/quoteost_uid0]

It's....tacky. In the worst possible way. I mean, [iost_uid0]Eastenders[/iost_uid0] and the like is bad, but it's got nothing on [iost_uid0]that[/iost_uid0] show.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-24-2003, 12:07 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]It basically features a bunch of people that can't act in completely and unrelentingly ridiculous storylines.

Actually, that goes for just about all British soaps now I come to think about it.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]It basically features a bunch of people that can't act in completely and unrelentingly ridiculous storylines.
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Sounds like Friends.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-24-2003, 12:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Sounds like the vast majority of American sitcoms, for that matter.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*giggles uncontroably*
how true, how true. its expecialy true of any sitcom on UPN[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Saxamaphone"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Ahh! Â Unclean! Â Unclean![/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]*sings* Contact - unclean - lock me up in quarantine....

Nevermind *runs away before they can pelt her with pies*[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ooh strawberry! MmmMmm yummy.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*is scared of thread topic, backs away slowly so can keep eyes on action*[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*is [iost_uid0]still[/iost_uid0] giggling uncontrollably and narrowly misses getting hit by a tart. grabs a near by cookie and lobs it in a random direction*
FOOD FIGHT![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*gets hit by cookie, grabs melon, and throws it at Katy*[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-24-2003, 05:42 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*Wheels out the jelly cannon*

Who's first?[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000ost_uid0]*Wheels out the jelly cannon*

Who's first?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Depends. What kinda jelly is it? [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]*Wheels out the jelly cannon*

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OK, now that's just begging for a Chicken Cannon reprisal.

The Chicken Cannon: Canada's last line of defence.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Depends. What kinda jelly is it?[/quoteost_uid0]

Lime mostly. I actually built it because I hate the stuff.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Never had it, so I wouldn't know what it tastes like. But I do like chicken, so I'll just stand behind you.

Sa'ar, if that's your defense, you're just [iost_uid0]asking[/iost_uid0] to be attacked.

Free chicken. Yay![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][iost_uid0]Lime[/iost_uid0] jelly? :O Yuck. I'll just let my commandos gobble that up, none for me thanks.


I wonder if Gonzo ever had a chicken cannon. I'm sure he did at some point.[/colorost_uid0]
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