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Old 06-22-2007, 04:38 PM
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Unfortunately, they're already here.
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:41 AM
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This claims to be the funniest five-second clip on the internet. DRAMA!
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Old 06-25-2007, 05:12 PM
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Heh. Spiffy posted an avatar-size version of that a couple of weeks ago, and I can watch it over and over.
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Old 06-26-2007, 03:08 AM
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On a more educational note, here is a video about your changing bodies.
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The funniest part is the plethora of dimwitted users who think it's real.

On a similar note, sex education for Metroids. You think humans get confused by the changes their bodies go through?
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Discussion question: how many of you learned about the word plethora from Three Amigos? Si, El Guapo!
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:57 PM
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Oh, don't get me started on xkcd. That guy makes me SO MAD. I've said before that I could have been the Websnark guy -- well, I could have been the xkcd guy even more. But noooo, he's the one giving a speech at MIT on the strength of his stick figures.

ARRRRRGH.

Also, he's one of those smug Linux jerks who are all smug and jerky about their smug jerky Linuxness. And he can't stop pointing out all the sex he's apparently had. And -- look, I acknowledge that this is spite. I love his comics; he deserves his success. But he's yet another guy who came after me and got famous doing my kind of humour. I can't help being frustrated by that.

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Old 06-27-2007, 06:47 PM
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You were simply ahead of your time, Zeke.

And now? Now you're old and past it. Such is life.
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Not me. Never seen it.
Nor I. I knew it even before Radar took his correspondence course.
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I can't help being frustrated by that.
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Minor plug for Three Amigos then. Lots of SNL alumni.
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Link for Zelda fans -- possibly the best one ever. I cannot begin to imagine the work that went into HySpace. All I know is it draws on every Zelda game (and others) to a degree that blows the mind of even a compulsive referencer like me, and it's a great sendup of MySpace to boot.

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Oh, not him again. Our last session was no help at all. He spent the whole time going on about gerbils.
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Oh, not him again. Our last session was no help at all. He spent the whole time going on about gerbils.
Don't worry, we've upgraded him.

Now he either talks about ferrets or threatens that if you go anywhere beyond a radius of five miles from his immediate location, you'll die.

Or plays "stop hitting yourself" with you.

So far, he's been quite successful. Well, more successful than Neroon.
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You have two cows. Except they're not cows, they're pant legs.
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Five Minute Charlies Angels?
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I think it's time for Garriker to get his suing hat on (as opposed to his sewing hat, but I'm not supposed to know about that).
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http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml

Virtual Bubblewrap, just what everybody needs!
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http://www.ericharshbarger.org/lego/portfolio.html

Since LEGO was (and is) a major hobby and interest of mine, I especially like this site. A guy named Eric Harshbarger likes to make LEGO sculptures and mosaics, both for himself and on commission.
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