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Old 10-13-2004, 01:55 AM
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Okay, since the suggestion for the next list has already been taken...


Top 10 Possible Hairdos for Picard
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Old 10-13-2004, 02:00 AM
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10. Elvis Presley Hairdo: "Picard has left the ship"
9. The Janeway Hairdo: Cause him to switch to coffee
8. Captain Kirk's Hairpiece: Cause him to cheat on Beverly Crusher
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Old 10-13-2004, 02:31 AM
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The Top Ten Top Ten Lists. (real or not!)

Oops! Approximately 15 pages ago, we already had that exact list! I clearly remember it, it was by Standback! :mrgreen:
I don't have time to read all 28 pages! Sorry! I'll look closer next time.

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You do realize that there's no 6 and 5 on that list, right?

Oops! There is a 5, but no 6!

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6. Water polo would be banned for the superior sport of baseball, as in 2154, hockey is still on strike.
I don't see any 5! Ginga's was one from a previous list she was commenting on!
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Old 10-14-2004, 07:46 AM
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I don't see any 5! Ginga's was one from a previous list she was commenting on!
Erm...
5. Both main women of the ship would wear actual clothing most of the time.



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8. Captain Kirk's Hairpiece: Cause him to cheat on Beverly Crusher
I have mixed emotions about this one. On the one hand, at least there would be some 'shipper going on. On the other hand, Picard would break Beverly's heart! :cry:

7. Tuvok Hairdo: "The ship's engines should begin to propel the ship at this time."
6. Sisko Hairdo: "Earl Grey, hot. Baseball game, 1999."
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5: Data hairdo: "I approximate a 99% probability that now is the time for me to say "Engage" - meaning, ........."
4: Riker hairdo: "Engage, and bring me my trombone...."
3: Worf hairdo: "Go to warp. What? It sounds less...dis-honourable than "engage"."
2: Geordi: "Recalibrate the forward thrust controls to create a quasi-forward motion....."
1: Chekov hairdo: "Yingeeage Nyumbyer One!"
Next Top Ten list: Top Ten ST/HHG crossovers.

10: Picard: "I didn't get to this position by giving lifts to a bunch of degenerate freeloaders!"

9: Troi: "Well, Rikers just this guy, y'know? I sense that you think my attainment of the rank of commander is laughable."

8: Borg Queen: "Is the ship in sight?"
Borg Dron: "Yes, my lady. We have located the-"
BQ: "Don't answer back!"
BD: "But I-"
BQ: "I said don't answer back!
BD:"I didn't my lady!"
BQ: "You did! you did just then! You dare to lie to me?"
BD: "I'm sorry,my lady, I wouldn't, honest!"
BQ: "Guard! take it away! And take it apart!"
Borg Guard: "Take it apart, my lady?"
BQ: "Yes! You dare to question my orders?"
etc etc. Borg Queen exterminates half her sphere's crew at Ludicrous speed.
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Old 10-14-2004, 05:20 PM
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Please remind me of what HHG is
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The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy, of course! The most wholly remarkable book in the whole of the known universe!
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Old 10-18-2004, 08:50 AM
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7) Marvin/Data - The power goes out on the Enterprise so Picard asks Data to make him some Earl Grey Tea. Data is not amused.
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Old 10-23-2004, 12:37 AM
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This seems to be a bad list...
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Old 10-23-2004, 10:57 AM
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*puts on thread-started hat*

Erm...as an alternative...let's have...

Top Ten 'Top Ten List' Subjects Trek Characters would Suggest :P
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Old 10-23-2004, 11:03 AM
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No, let's not.
7) "Computer! Initiate Self Destruct Sequence!"
"Sorry, guys, but you didn't give the access codes. I'm afraid I can't do that until you give me the correct clearance codes."
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No, let's not.
Valium, you're the only one who both started and has been contributing, and while I've read the Hitchhiker's Trilogy, and liked all five books, I don't think It's a very effective list, as the HHG is already funny by itself.
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^That said, if anyone CAN finish off the list, it's all right with me
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^That said, if anyone CAN finish off the list, it's all right with me
Well, yes, of course, if anyone wants to, go ahead.
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I just gave the list as an alternative, not to end the HHG list, because many people do not know about HHG, but most people here know about Trek characters. I did not mean to offend. I'm with NAHTMMM: if anyone wants to finish the HHG list, of course do so! But it anyone is in the mood to do the other list...go for it!

Chancellor Valium, we are both in the Morphine Party. Can we agree to make up?
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Will someone finish the list, whichever one it is?
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we got to seven right? Yes I will make up...no this list isnt very good..yes i will finish it nonsensically (due to Improbability drive malfunctions....or something....)
6) Cheese
5) Jim
4) $32, 11 cents
3) 4 1/2 inches
2) paisley
1) Odd bits of plastic that fell down the sofa.
there. Everyone happy? good.
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Did you pick a next one? Or shall we use Opiums?
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Did you pick a next one? Or shall we use Opiums?
As always, it is up to the person who can't wait to make a new list :wink:
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Top Ten random things I just thought of
10) Jim Kirk wearing psychedelic flares and a christmas pudding-hat.
9) the Great International Christmas Pudding
8) Pudding
7) Pie
6) mmmm....floor pie
5)Pi
4) Pi, Pi Miss American umm...er...pie...
3) America
2) Pet hates
1) Evil pets
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