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Old 09-23-2003, 09:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: "You will know pain. You will know fear. Then you will die." Hmm. Strange letter. Anything else in the envelope?

A: Mmmmmm....[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-23-2003, 09:42 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Stop quoting G'Kar when I'm trying to kiss you, you moron!



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Alkane. Alkyne. Nevermyne.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-23-2003, 09:47 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you combine humane with 1-I-1-ORN-flying propyl people ether?

A: Exotic aliens.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-23-2003, 09:50 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Whoah. This soup sure tastes great! What is it made of?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Delenn.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-23-2003, 09:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who's my chief rival?

A: 1495, Columbus made it back alive.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Quick, give me a historical rhyme!



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Gender Awareness Week.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is going to be the next theme on 5mv?

A: Perfectly Normal Beasts[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-23-2003, 12:34 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] And what, exactly, is this Gender Awareness Week going to feature?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Buffered saline.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-23-2003, 06:40 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: My coffee tastes strange. What did you put it in?

A: Martha Stewart.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-23-2003, 11:38 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] DNA fingerprinting led to [iost_uid0]who[/iost_uid0] being implicated as Patrick Stewart's long-lost sister?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The raindrops.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 12:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What keeps hammering on my poor abused head?

A: Vietnamese script.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 12:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] "Von Truangh Mun--WHA?" What the hell is up with the latest episode of Enterprise?






[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Highway 51.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 04:35 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What road do I take to get to Starfleet Headquarters?

A: Ostrich Eggs and Pig Tongues[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Neelix, what's the special today?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Simple linear regression.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 04:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you know a show is going down the tubes fast?

A: Next time on Fear Factor...Tribbles![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 04:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] How do you know when John Sheridan has taken over reality TV programming?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Annoying buzzes.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 04:49 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you call those irritating haircuts you get when you enlist in the army?

A: Bungee[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, Kosh, when you said "JumP" back there at Z'Ha'Dum, what did you REALLY mean?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ouch.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 04:55 AM
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