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Old 09-20-2003, 06:56 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What exactly is this meeting about? Afterall, we just had a meeting about the project.

A: I am a fan of yours, but I cant keep you cool if you dont keep me plugged in[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:14 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Agent Smith: George! George where are you? *George appears out of thin air* Ah, there you are. Give me some more ice, will you?

A: Why are you doing this to me? Have I ever been mean to you?[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-20-2003, 09:29 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Seven, go on the important away mission with Chakotay.

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Old 09-20-2003, 09:33 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: And what exactly [iost_uid0]did[/iost_uid0] happen to his predecessor?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: He wasn't Swiss, that's for sure.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-20-2003, 09:34 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where was Newton born?

A: It will shrink your brain[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-20-2003, 09:58 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the most severe side-effect of injecting Klingon DNA to enhance athletic performance?

[iost_uid0](See this cartoon)[/iost_uid0]

A: Surely not deer, sir.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-20-2003, 10:12 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did Geordi bring back deer or sheep as rations for the three year mission we're about to start?

A: That would be cat's cat with a catapult.[/colorost_uid0]

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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-21-2003, 01:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey! Who hit John Sheridan in the face with a pie?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] An emoticon.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-21-2003, 01:59 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does an actor use when he can't emote?

A: Riders on the storm.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-21-2003, 02:26 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do ghostriders in the sky become after encountering Isabel?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ouch.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-21-2003, 06:42 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Does it hurt if I do this?

A: Gags to Ditches.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What is the new catchphrase for William Shatner's movie career?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The latest Radiohead album.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-21-2003, 01:00 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the worst torture imaginable, next to the Docter's opera, Neelix's food and the 4-lights-method?

A: It was mudshark. I'm positive. Who else would think of something like that?[/colorost_uid0]

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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-21-2003, 01:06 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who came up with the idea to have John Sheridan do a crossover with TNG, only to be killed by a tribble?

A: 56.168[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How many tribbles died before one managed to kill John Sheridan?

A: What's wrong with tribbles killing John Sheridan? Someone has to.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There's something... disturbing... about any tribble capable of killing [iost_uid0]anyone[/iost_uid0], even if it's just John Sheridan.

A: Cherries, but only on Sundays.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Which pie do you like better, one with strawberries or with cherries?

A: Who? Me? I'd never do anything [iost_uid0]like[/iost_uid0] that![/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey! Who ate all the candy?

A: We don't need no bloody clouds![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Mr. Reed, can you somehow make some clouds to cloak the ship so we won't have to destroy the aliens?

A: Just die already.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I never wanted to be a redshirt, I wanted to be... A Lumberjack!

A: A blue mousemat, but don't tell anyone.[/colorost_uid0]
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