Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Watch as I will now perform the biggest stunt of all time. *BOOM*

A: Wow, he really took off, out of this world even.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you seen Johnny Depp in POTC? I mean, before he did tons of great smaller flicks. But he's so great in it, it really launched his pop-culture career!


A: Simply because it glitters does not mean it is gold.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is that gold you are wearing?

A: I went to sleep on the Enterprise, but when I woke up, I was on Voyager. Wierd[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: John, how was your time in "Group Adaptive Story"?


A: It's a cross-wise question that must be answered by a professional, not me.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think that is enough duct tape?

A: Only the Key Maker can answer that question, but he is not in right now, so take a number and he will be with you shortly.[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. How do you make a Floridian island?


A. She was last seen running away, screaming something about Klingon children.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happened to Dr Pulaski? Why did she stop serving on the Enterprise?


A: Pink! No, blue! No wait, green with yellow duckies![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What would you say if someone asked you about your favourite colour, and you want to annoy him?

A: I refuse to answer any question that has anything to do with Harry Potter.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you enjoy reading about the Hairy Pot...?

A: Harry Potter? No, I was talking about the Hairy Pothead your mom wrote an article about in the paper.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you want to rent Harry Potter or Shrek?
*sigh*
Q: So you wanted to rent Harry Potter for your grad party?



A: That's a good old British theme, eh?[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you want to go with this theme for the 47th British Trek Fans Convention?

A: I would go, but my costume makes me look invisible[/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Would you like to go to the house of mirrors? It costs $8.

A: All the Bells and Whistles.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does your new steam-engine have?



A: It's fun-tastic![/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: T`Pol, how do you like it so far in the Expanse?


A: There`s peanut butter in that nebula.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I want to go on a vacation, and I want it to be dangerous of TIME. Any suggestions?


A: I'm really hoping that was a bizarre quote, because the notion that you actually meant it is too disturbing to contemplate.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Yes, of course Orlando Bloom is hot, but you've got to admit that Bernard Hill is hotter, and of course, how could you forget Omar Sharif?



A: Perhaps it's a good thing you didnt go.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I was late and missed the Titanic.

A: Take it as a good sign[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I was going to post, "5MV sucks big-time and so does all its forumgoers", but then I had 25 seconds to think about it as I got a board sign that said, "You can only post every 25 seconds to avoid spamming".


A: If you think about it, it was a good thing it happened.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: My house burned down last night! I lost my leisure suits, my sanity, and this weird old book I dug up recently that had Latin incantations on the inside and "Deftroying Ye World in Ye Ten Eafy Stepf" on the cover!" :crying:


A: Why are you singing the robot song?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I am a rusty robot/ my gears are needing oil/ I may be rusty now but/I used to shine like foil/ I am a rusty robot/ my gears are needing oil/ I may be rusty now but/I used to shine like foil/ I am a rusty robot/ my gears are needing oil/ I may be rusty now but/I used to shine like foil/ I am a rusty robot/ my gears are needing oil/ I may be rusty now but/I used to shine like foil/ I am a rusty robot/ my gears are needing oil/ I may be rusty now but/I used to shine like foil/


A: It's sort of like that, only bigger.[/colorost_uid0]