Group Adaptive Story - Like the onebyone story, only stranger.

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]((hey thanks Opi I'm not as hardworking as NeoMat is...)


((And my name is 17! [bost_uid0]17![/bost_uid0] The Taya is just a prefix!))


"Shut up," said OJake, and he THWAPPED 17 soundly on her head.

"That's it, this is WAR!" howled 17, and pulled out her Minbari fighting pike. She returned the favour to Jake and started whacking him into the ground.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Then the director said "cut! On to the next scene. That was great baseball rival action."[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Baseball? BASEBALL?" said Quark Snyder, "What about homework? Money? Baseball is only useful as a plot device or PE event or in a big stadium combined with $8.99 glasses of beer!
"What about sword fighting? I look good doing that, the ladies like it...OW" said Jack Sparrow as Tara, Willow, Hermione, Anya, AUEzri, 17, Opium, and Xander slapped him.
"How about archery? It's a graceful art, and..."Legolas Turner was swarmed by Willow(yes, even Willow), Hermione, Anya, 17, Opium, Tara and AUEzri (because JS makes a great friend, too!)
"THIS IS MY STORY! I SAY BASEBALL!" said OJake, as he threw a ball at Legolas Turner, who caught it.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][By JS do you mean Jack Sparrow... or John Sheridan? :suspicious:]


"Baseball?" asked Sisko, his ears perking up. "I heard that! Count me in!"
Just then Zack Allen walked in with a box of pizza. "Anyone up for a spot of good old Italian pastry? I think Mr. Garibaldi made this..."
"DON'T EAT IT!" howled OJake. "It's poisoned!" And he threw a baseball bat at the box of pizza, smushing it into tiny little bits.
"Why, you--!" exclaimed 17 in consternation. "I [bost_uid0]ordered[/bost_uid0] that pizza!" And she started hurling pizza fragments in OJake's direction while John Sheridan randomly dropped nukes on the pizza remains.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]((Oops, I meant Jack Sparrow))[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]((It's okay... in retrospect... does it even matter? :snerf)[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"OH NO YOU DONT!" said Legolas Turner, "I may be Mr Nice Sweety Nice NonThreating Guy, but I am NOT letting you take away MY glory with PIZZA!"
"Bloke, what sort of glory do you have right now, here?" said JackSparrow, holding LegolasT back from thwapping OJake, as Wesley Crusher appeared.
"Bloody hell, this is OJake's time of glory"said Spike.
OJake asked Hermione to magic a pizza. Ron helped, and it ended up being...
"Here, 17, here's a 'chocolate anchovy Italian Hawiian pepporoni salmon jellybean pumkin frogslegs pizza" said Harry said,as Crusher reappeared.
"Oh Spike, you are so very brave to stand up to Legolas Turner and Jack Sparrow" said Buffy, as Picard reappeared.

((but it's fun to pretend to take stuff that is totally silly serious...uh...yah...))[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]And while the Buffy-Spike sentiments made non-Buffy/Spikers in the audience puke intestinal bile, the continued nuking of the pizza remains by John Sheridan was drawing very unwelcome attention from Washington D.C.

"Wow, this is great!" OJake gushed. "Now I can use my experience on DS9 to start writing lots of political intrigue into this story!"


((Good point.))[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"But what century are we in? What political intrigueness do I use?" finished OJake.
"As the highest ranking officer here, I shall take on this Washington D.C." said Picard.
"But Picard honey, remember how it was revealed that the White House was being controlled by the oil/softdrink/clothing/car industry, and the real concern over world event came from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada?" said Crusher.
"Oh sure mom, just ruin the timeline!" said Wesley.
"What timeline? Everything's already screwed already; the timeline was next to go. Only when everything is chaos shall things go back to order" said Hermione.



((what, you're not a B/Ser? I'm shocked! )) [/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"What?" screamed 17. "Hermione's a Shadow agent! Get her, everyone!"
"What's a Shadow?" Legolas Turner asked.
"It's the thing on the floor behind you when you're standing in light, dummy," said Crusher. "Or sitting in light. Or sleeping in light. Whatever."
Spike groaned at the lame puns in the story.
"Shadows are mean little creatures that eat socks," said Zack Allen nonsensically.
"Oh, shut up," said Sheridan, before pushing Zack into a thousand-foot-pit on Z'Ha'dum, whereupon purple penguins started raining from the sky because Zack's fall had accidentally boosted the Improbability Levels in the thread (by means of his body landing on the Infinite Improbability Drive improbably located at the bottom of the said pit).
"Oh great," said Picard, "What have we done now?"


((Of course I don't support the propagation of BullS*it... Kidding. Of course I'm a B/Ser! B'Elanna and Seven so belong together! :lol: ))[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]A white flash of light appeared, and left, as white flashes of light do.
"Hello, I'm Mayweather" said Mayweather," And I'm gueststarring on your show!"
"The timeline is REALLY ruined now. Even Janeway couldnt make it worse!" said Wesley.
"Bad Wesley! Dont say that name!" said Crusher.
"Indeed. Engage?" asked Picard. Crusher accepted.
Another flash of light.
"Hello, I'm Captain Janeway" said Janeway.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted Buffy, Spike, Xander, Willow, Anya, Tara, Crusher, and Quark Snyder.


((B/S being B'Ellana/Seven? I meant Bones/Spock!)) 8|[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"You mean we can just make characters appear by yelling out their names?" Picard asked.
"Sure, why not?" said OJake, an evil glint reflecting in his eyes.
"Wow," said 17 in awe, "we could have a field day with this..."[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]...especially since today is Friday."

Several forumgoers began excitedly calling out for characters they wanted to get involved.

"The Sisko!" "Abraham Lincoln!" "Bring back Data! And let's have the real Legolas too!" "Captain Janeway! No, wait, Admiral Janeway! Aw, let's have both of them, that'll be fun--" *CLOMP*

Everyone jumped, then looked to see a giant marshmallow standing a short distance away. Everybody then turned as one to glare reprovingly at an embarrassed fat man standing off to the side.

"I couldn't help it," Ray said plaintively. "I got hungry..."

"No marshmallow people," OJake said firmly. He made the Stay-Puft Man go away.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Stay-Puft Man wept and flooded the whole city.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]But was another problem...
"No, I'm Legolas...Turner!" said Legolas Turner.
"But I"M Legolas!" said Legolas.
Wil Turner appeared. "I'm Wil Turner!" he said. A wrestling match ensued.
"STOP IT!" yelled Picard, much to everyone's disappointment.
"Well now, look what you've done! This is what happens when you get too many of the same people! Like if we has Quark Snyder, Quark, and Snyder" said Tara.
"Hey, where am I? Some little witch is gonna get detention" said Snyder.
"So is this what a Prophet session is? Lots of cute people. I could make money selling these." said Quark.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Stay-Puft Marshmallow man, being sad and angry at being ignored by the storywriters, retaliated by eating all the characters.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]But rather suddenly, everyone was in the train station.
"I didnt write this!" said Jake.
"Someone made a Wish" said Anya.
"And I used a Time Charm" said Hermione. Ron and Harry looked impressed.
"And I did a spell" said Tara.
"And we kissed" said Willow and Xander.
"And I'm here" said Janeway.
Yes, they had indeed traveled back in time to the Beginning of the Convergence.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"What?" spluttered John. "You mean we went through all that all for... for NOTHING?"

"Afraid so," said Hermione apologetically. "The story was getting a little too weird for my liking. Now we can begin with a fresh slate!"

"But Big Reset Buttons are EVIL!" protested John.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Suddenly, the train staion was being destroyed by the Klingons again. The guy with the mismatched socks was back. However, there was a presence of tribbles. They were falling from the sky.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Worf, Geordie, Troi, Data, Riker, and of course Wesley, Crusher and Picard were suddenly there, once again. They were all totally confused by the scene. Snyder, Quark and Quark Snyder were bickering, and Legolas, Wil Turner and Legolas Turner were all wrestling in the conviencent grass.
"Q! How dare you do this!" said Picard.
"Um, Captain, sir, actually, see, it was magic, BTVSwicca and Janeway." said Tara, the only girl not watching Legolas, Wil and LT wrestling. "See, Janeway causes time travel anomolies. Isnt that right, Xander?"
"Yes, it is, always, just like on TV." he said. "Hey, where's Andrew?"
And suddenly, Andrew was fawning over Anya and Xander.



((It's not slash, it's in BTVS, making it canon kind of. I mean, I doubt Quark would have already taken bets were it canon...)) [/colorost_uid0]