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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Chakotay, can we go down to the planet with you? It will be a good change of scenery.
A: There was this one time, but it was just luck because there were too many important characters aboard the shuttle.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did Chackotay ever land a shuttle on a planet safely?
A: You might want to doublecheck your plans.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Lets see todays schedule today. I have to be in Engineering at 0600, then an some away mission, then holodeck time with my girlfriend.
A: Sorry I cant go, but me and Seven have plans. She wants me to redecorate Cargo Bay 2. She wants better lighting and a window.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Mr. Kim, you're going on an away mission with Chackotay. Do you have any problems with that?
A: I'll make her an offer she can't refuse.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, can you tell Seven she cant have a window in the middle of the ship?
A: Due to lack of dough, this replicator cannot replicate you a dozen donuts.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1666
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is there anything the replicator can't replicate?
A: What are you hinting at?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I have a twitch in my neck and I cant stop winking.
A: That isn't very logical, but then again, nothing is anymore.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1668
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I [iost_uid0]need[/iost_uid0] my daily revenge! I can't survive without it!
A: Keep it cool.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What should I do with Chakotays quarters while he is away?
A: Hey Alien, What's Uuuuuuuup![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How did Picard's worst first contact ever go?
A: Either go left or right. You can't do both.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, which tube do I take?
A: Hello, has everyone forgotten about the Doctor?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There are still only seven Major Crewmember on Voyager, the rest is expendable
A: Don't you see I'm crying here?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh, there you are Doctor. I need your help.
A: Buffy would have no problems killing off all the weak vampires from "Underworld"[/colorost_uid0] |
#1674
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh no! I'm not going in there! [iost_uid0]No-one[/iost_uid0] can kill [iost_uid0]that[/iost_uid0] much vampires all by himself.
A: Docter Quin[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So Doctor, what is the name you finally came up with?
A: Is that all, or is there more to this away mission that I need to know about.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Go to this planet and get some stuff. Oh, watch out for the beasties.
A: Green-eyed lady.[/colorost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who's at the door?
A: Could you be a little less vague, please?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I've just thought of something.
A: Mir space station.[/colorost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Name something of little importance that is different in the Mirror Universe.
A: I'd never do that.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you rub Sa'ar's nose into the fact that you're one post ahead of him now?
A: Frosty but warm[/colorost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one. |
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