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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] My tribble's BMI is 25... do you think that's a good sign, Doctor?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ej im ta fey deja I.....[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's Klingon for "Kahless's fly is down"?
A: Bzzzzzt Ball![/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do they call a game played with an electric rugby ball?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I'm sorry, my brain is tired. You were saying?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: We've come to the end of my two hour lecture. Are there any questions?
A: I am [iost_uid0]so[/iost_uid0] going to kill you.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: And then after that I said... You aren't listening to me ,are you, Tom? Oh, andJaneway's so sexy..Seven is actually a guy.Oh and by the way,In today's experiment we will carry out the nitration of an aromatic ring, an example of electrophilic aromatic substitution. There are a couple of unusual features to this experiment. (1) Under the reaction conditions employed, you will do a double nitration. That is, the product from the first nitration reacts a second time. (2) The are two aromatic rings in the substrate (2-benzylpyridine), a nitrogen-containing pyridine ring and a phenyl ring. Both types of aromatic rings can, in principle, undergo electrophilic aromatic substitution, but we find that one, the phenyl ring, reacts faster in this case. We call this type selectivity, where one type of functional group reacts faster than another, chemoselectivity. If you think about what should happen to the pyridine in acid, you should be able to reason why the phenyl reacts faster (i.e., chemoselectively) in this reaction.
A: No.No. No. No.[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Haha Cat you'll never guess what I just did :coughcoughstrippedSheridanandtiedhimtoyourbedcoug hcough: Heh.
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Argh. [Whoa... it's freaky... our mixed up posts actually make some sense. :sweatdrops:][/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: That's it. Where's that Hammer of Smiting? Ah, there it is :Smites 17:
A: I haven't read the whole essay yet, but I will... Soon.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you read my document on blue rolling ships, Captain Janeway? I hear it might be nessasary in the Badlands.
A: fallalalally, down here in the valley[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are you doing? And where the hell are you?
A: And then I put this one there, and I win. See? I won, now give me the money.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Mr. Kim, It is impossible for you to beat me in kaltoh. A wager will not have any effect on the outcome. However, I will agree to give you twenty credits if you beat me.
A: Yes ,please. salt and milk in my tea.[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There are four warbirds approaching, captain. Captain?
A: There's nothing wrong with dictatorship, as long as I'm the dictator.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, Mr. Hussein, you think that ruling your country with an iron fist is morally right?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A box of mooncakes.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did John Sheridan get you for your birthday?
A: Iraq [quoteost_uid0]Q: So, Mr. Hussein, you think that ruling your country with an iron fist is morally right?[/quoteost_uid0] That reminds me of heat... [/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you mix the lunar calendar and batter?
A:Love[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is it that made Sa'ar promise 17 he wouldn't do post-sessions with me?
A: Would you wait for me? (For some reason the library closes in this break )[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Delenn, can I space your teddy bear if you aren't out in five minutes? You said you'll be ready in ten minutes half an hour ago!
A: Nada. Zip. Zilch [ Sa'ar and 17, are in love, Call themselves King and Queen of the board.... So Catalina must be their kid the Princess.....] [bost_uid0][iost_uid0][ : RUNS :] [/iost_uid0][/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, what are the chances pkyyr is going to survive the nuclear arsenal I have [bost_uid0]AIMED AT HER HEAD [iost_uid0]RIGHT NOW?![/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0]
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] DO me a favour and jump off the nearest cliff, will you? [You guys are dead. SO dead. SOOOO dead. :adds Cat and pkyyr to her growing list of 'To Kill' people:][/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: ewp?
A: *Whine* [ hides where no one can find her] :dead: 8|[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] JOHN SHERIDAN! Bad Captain! No biscuit!
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I'm thinking of, thinking of.... (You can run, but you can't hide! I'm gonna getcha! )[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You're so quiet. What are you thinking about?
A: You're wrong. That was me correcting you. [quoteost_uid0]So Catalina must be their kid the Princess.....][/quoteost_uid0] No, but I plan to go forward in time, kidnap their first son, bring him back, and marry him. It makes it easier to take over control. Try telling Zeke 17 hates pie. The chances of him believing it are not good, but if he does... [/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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