Run for Executive Producer

[Ginga]

Originally Posted by Alexia

Why wait :mrgreen:

*chair scoots over on its own to Alexia's side* I swear! I didn't move it! :P *glomps picture* Hehe, thanks, Lexy!

[Alexia]

No problem :wink: :mrgreen:

[Ginga]

Originally Posted by Sa'ar Chasm

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Now that is some hot stuff.

Unfortunatley, my chair now seems to be glued at Alexia's side... :lol:

[catalina_marina]

Nice poster!

[Sa'ar Chasm]

ASCII stands by his principles and his namesake. All campaign posters will be created from ASCII characters. In addition, if elected Executive Producer, ASCII will ensure that all scripts are written with ASCII characters only. The characters on the show will be binary: either onscreen of offscreen.

Plus whatever asky's promised.

[Hotaru]

Becuase Lexy can't be the only one with a poster. And no Sa'ar, yours doesn't count.



Hope ya'll like it. This is what happens when my sister reads what I post here. :wink: and of course... I ask her to make me one.

[Alexia]

Actually, Nic did one too :wink:

Nice poster Hotaru. You're sister did a very good job.

I made mine myself though... :wink:

[Draknek]

Well, my campaign is going along well, even though I currently have nobody to tell about my policies. I think you all definitely have something to be worried about.

(I also have a secondary plan for getting votes: re-use campaign material from a previous election. The following are reasons why you should vote for me, rather than any actual policies I might implement, and can therefore be shown to all:
http://www.draknek.org/misc/acting.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/betterthings.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/busy.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/charity.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/hennell.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/hide_mace.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/house.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/pie.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/vote.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/xelloss.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/zombies.jpg
N.B. all campaign material has been ruthlessly recycled, and therefore cannot be guaranteed to be completely relevant to the ongoing election. Draknek just wanted an excuse to show all those posters again.)

[Alexia]

:lol: Draknek, clearly not the 1st time he has run in one of these :wink:

[Nic Corelli]

ARRRRGH!

I stay offline for most of the day and then see Lexy campaigning like crazy! Heads will roll! :twisted:

A BIG CORRECTION - I am NOT Xeroc`s second-in-command, we are also running EQUALLY, as a team! And we shall rule, erm, manage, lead Enterprise also equally, as a team. Hah! :mrgreen:

Also, Naomi Wildman beating up Archer was MY idea, and it`s automatically copyrighted, just like the idea of ENT/TNG/DS9/VOY crossover. So under international law, NO ONE can use it besides me! Mwahahahahahaha! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Furthermore, Cat has said to me: "Nic, consider my vote yours", and I believe, if there is any honour and integrity in Dutchland, that this statement cannot be revoked! :mrgreen:

Also, my dear running mate Xeroc is campaigning in Argentina/Uruguay/Paraguay/Brazil/Tonga at the moment, and he`ll be back quickly with more wonderful promises. For now, let`s remember all established elements of the Nic/Xeroc campaign.

First, the poster again, because it`s clearly the best, :twisted: :twisted:



Also:

- 18 episodes of Enterprise per year, ensuring a densely-packed, exciting and thrilling season, with no room for boring, unimaginative episodes like Fallen Hero or The Communicator. This will make the series more fresh and able to last maybe even more than 7 years!

- NO MORE RIP-OFFS of DS9 (*cough Oasis *cough). (this is a new promise)

- Absolutely NO continuity errors, none at all! :mrgreen:

- ENT/TNG/DS9/VOY crossover, a five-part spectacular episode, with the obligatory "Naomi Wildman beating up Archer" 10-minute long scene.

- Three... wait, no... FOUR references in my five new fivers for every voter!

- "The Pectorials", an episode with Trip being shirtless from the first to the 45th minute! :twisted:

- Finally some screen time for the poor and neglected Travis Mayweather, who will cause the death of Archer, leading into unimaginable, riveting, mind-blowing psychological exploration of the character. Subsequently, T`Pol will claim her rightful place in the Captain`s chair - another Star Trek series with the woman Captain!

- "Janeway with the Phaser Rifle Beating Up Archer with It", as part of the ENT/VOY crossover, was also my idea, and trademarked, so it cannot be used by opposition. Ahem, Fuyu? :twisted:

- There will be CARDASSIANS on the show! Hmm, are Cardassians interesting? Remember Dukat? Or maybe Garak? :twisted:

- Season 4 finale - special guest appearances by Nicole Kidman, Charlize Theron and Angelina Jolie.

- Season 5 premiere - special guest appearances by Brad Pitt, Eric Bana and Orlando Bloom.
(I think the latter two promises will satisfy both sexes quite sufficiently :twisted

- Since ratings for Enterprise are expected to skyrocket, it will be moved from the Miserable Fortress of Suckitude that is UPN, to the mighty and powerful NBC, where Star Trek actually originated. Worn out and boring ER will be cancelled, with Enterprise claiming the very elite Thursday at 10 PM time period.



I believe... that this is it. :mrgreen:

[Xeroc]

Originally Posted by Alexia

As for all the other "promises" Nic has made, I notice they come from him, rather than Xeroc, who is the person actaully running in case you've forgotten. Nic maybe making all the promises, but Xeroc would be the chief man. Sure, he may back up his promises now he has heard they have support, but do you really want the continuation of Trek run by the 2nd in command? Think about it

Sheesh, I specifically meant that both me and Nic would be Co-Producers of Enterprise! This means that all of Nic's promises are 100% valid! :twisted:

As Nic just said in his post (which was made a few seconds after this one):

Originally Posted by Nic Corelli

A BIG CORRECTION - I am NOT Xeroc`s second-in-command, we are also running EQUALLY, as a team! And we shall rule, erm, manage, lead Enterprise also equally, as a team. Hah!

[taya17]

...but I give my full irrevocable vote to the Xeroc/Nits campaign. My support for my husband-brother is a given!

Well, at least I now know what everyone else is talking about... :twisted:

[Nic Corelli]

Originally Posted by Nic Corelli

- There will be CARDASSIANS on the show! Hmm, are Cardassians interesting? Remember Dukat? Or maybe Garak? :twisted:

When I say there will be Cardassians on the show, I do actually mean there will be Dukat and Garak personally on the show! Oh yeah! :twisted:

[NAHTMMM]

Originally Posted by Draknek

http://www.draknek.org/misc/acting.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/betterthings.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/busy.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/charity.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/hennell.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/hide_mace.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/house.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/pie.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/vote.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/xelloss.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/zombies.jpg
N.B. all campaign material has been ruthlessly recycled, and therefore cannot be guaranteed to be completely relevant to the ongoing election. Draknek just wanted an excuse to show all those posters again.)

Those are great!

[Katy Jane]

Originally Posted by Alexia

Personally, I'd like to see Janeway, or maybe even B'Elanna, beat the bejasus out of Seven of Nine myself... :twisted: :twisted:

I think you may have just won my vote! :twisted:

Originally Posted by Hotaru

As such I will work for equal time for sexy scenes of each sex.

Enterprise already has way too much of that. :P

Ooooo Perty.

Originally Posted by Hotaru

:shock: Ooooo. But you didn't make it yourself

Originally Posted by Nic

- ENT/TNG/DS9/VOY crossover, a five-part spectacular episode, with the obligatory "Naomi Wildman beating up Archer" 10-minute long scene.

If Seven isn't getting beaten up, its just not the same.

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[admiral sab]

lol wow ya'll have been busy!

Fuyu, did you notice my avvy? I am holding my Betsy! Betsy is a very wonderful thing to have.

also I wanted to share this with ya'll. Zeke you might remember this! this is one of the greatest pieces of Trek literature out there and I am proud to have been apart of it. For your reading pleasure: The Log Story, by froot., me, and Rosalind (resident Deltachatters). http://tmtnet.5u.com/Logs/logstory.htm
Just a sampling of the kind of story that I can bring in to help Alexia. Plus you know my other writing abilities with the few fivers I've done. And I have been referenced in a fiver as you can tell by my sig. That's my resume in case you have questions as to my abilities to work on Alexia's team as her co exec. I know she has the talent and creative ability to do this! Vote for Alexia!

[Asky]

Originally Posted by Sa'ar Chasm

ASCII stands by his principles and his namesake. All campaign posters will be created from ASCII characters. In addition, if elected Executive Producer, ASCII will ensure that all scripts are written with ASCII characters only. The characters on the show will be binary: either onscreen of offscreen.

Plus whatever asky's promised.

Well, you know what?

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[Zeke]

Sab is right to recommend the Log Story. It ownz0rz j00.

[admiral sab]

Sab is right to recommend the Log Story. It ownz0rz j00.

Thanks... I think. what does it do? It owns something or other. Oh and does this mean you're voting for Lexy and I? Huh? I can demote you you know... I have that power. :twisted: ok maybe I don't...but wouldn't it be cool if I did? :lol:

[Ginga]

Oh my goodness. :lol: I'm going to be singing "Janeway the Bestest Captain" all week. XD

Yeah. My chair has now been NAILED to Lexy's side.