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Old 09-24-2003, 04:58 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Who are you?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] 2,4 dinitrophenol.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 05:00 AM
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Old 09-24-2003, 05:03 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where do you want me to put this Corner Table?

A: Don't Follow the Lemmings off the cliff[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 05:03 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Where did you leave John Sheridan's dead body, Lennier?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] He's gone.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 05:05 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happened to the guy who made lemmngs a thread cliche?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Sa'ar, where did you come from? I didn't see you come out.

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Old 09-24-2003, 05:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Londo.... what's that thing in the garden?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A black rose.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 05:10 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What have the Dutch succeeded in growing after centuries of effort?

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Old 09-24-2003, 05:11 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why does Sa'ar keep posting before me?

A: Oops, that Lemming just left the Matrix.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-24-2003, 05:14 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/B] What the hell?! WHERE'S THAT LEMMING?



[bost_uid0] A:[/B] I'm dead.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 05:15 AM
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Old 09-24-2003, 05:17 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why are you so upset? I thought the dinner was great.



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh my goodness.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 05:20 AM
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Old 09-24-2003, 05:24 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What did Delenn just show you?



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Old 09-24-2003, 05:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is it possible that in an alternate reality, the currency is Minties wrappers and music will actually be good?

A: I saw it on the internet, so it must be true.[/colorost_uid0]
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A: C-clamp.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 10:44 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you downsize a D-clamp?


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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happens when you dip Tuvok in boiling oil after marinating him with 47 secret herbs?

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Old 09-24-2003, 11:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you cross Lon Suder with Chakotay?


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