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07-25-2003, 09:48 PM
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 ost_uid0]It's not pinging. It's passed on. This program is no more. It's expired and gone to meet its make-r. This is a late program. It's a stiff... *This is an X program*[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. 
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07-26-2003, 05:38 PM
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0](Oh, [iost_uid0]now[/iost_uid0] you've gone and done it, Nan :O... Â )User Error: Replace user. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. [color=blue ost_uid0]Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)[/colorost_uid0]File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) Â Â [i ost_uid0](I think that one should be standard on all computers. I loaded up that very file just yesterday, doesn't the silly bucket of transistors remember it?  )[/iost_uid0]Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)" Hit any user to continue. Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. [color=blue ost_uid0]CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)[/colorost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#123
07-26-2003, 05:54 PM
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]2B || !2B, that is the question.You know you've been hacking too long when you send your SO notes like: while !(together(you,me)) miss(you);[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-27-2003, 07:13 AM
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ost_uid0]That goes for computer programming too. I use to be a computer science major[/colorost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#125
07-27-2003, 08:56 AM
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ost_uid0]should i be worried? Im about to start a computer programing program an a local votec[/colorost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#126
07-27-2003, 09:50 AM
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ost_uid0]PROGRAM - A random collection of bugs.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-28-2003, 02:42 AM
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ost_uid0]If you put a CD in, but it doesn't come out, DO NOT continue to put CD after CD in to try and make it work.[/colorost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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#128
07-28-2003, 10:06 AM
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ost_uid0]PASCAL programmers are blind - they do not "C"[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-28-2003, 08:47 PM
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ost_uid0]If it weren't for C, we'd be using PASAL, OBOL and +.WinErr 301a: This error reserved for future mistakes of our programmers. Illegal Error: You are not allowed to get this error. 25 copies of Minesweeper running. Delete kids? (Y/n)[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#130
07-28-2003, 08:56 PM
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ost_uid0]C++ -- The language in which only friends can access your private members.Code: (n.) a means of concealing bugs favored by programmers.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-28-2003, 09:38 PM
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ost_uid0]Shin (n): device for finding furniture in the dark.[/colorost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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07-28-2003, 11:17 PM
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ost_uid0]The Broad Sword: Usable by females only.The Gentlemen's Club: Usable by males only.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-01-2003, 05:53 PM
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ost_uid0]If all else fails, use Duct tape[/colorost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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08-01-2003, 06:01 PM
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati.(When all else fails, play dead - motto of Possum Lodge)[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#135
08-01-2003, 06:09 PM
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ost_uid0]Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum.(I think that I think therefor I think that I am.) That's about all I know of Latin. And that it's incorrect, but it sounds good. [/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-01-2003, 06:50 PM
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ost_uid0]You stole that off Nan (or possible the same person that Nan stole it off).FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC. Motto of the Ankh Morpork City Watch. Speaking of which, where's Pointy?[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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08-01-2003, 07:28 PM
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[quote
ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Speaking of which, where's Pointy?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]Well, he just lost 2nd place to me in total posts, then Cat just passed for 3rd.[/colorost_uid0]
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#138
08-01-2003, 07:52 PM
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]You stole that off Nan (or possible the same person that Nan stole it off).[/quoteost_uid0]Actually, I stole it from my brother, who stole it from a friend, who probably stole it from someone else... I'm sure, eventually, it comes down to one person making it up anyway. [quote ost_uid0]Well, he just lost 2nd place to me in total posts, then Cat just passed for 3rd.[/quoteost_uid0]And now, it's your turn to move down a place. :evil grin: I am Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-01-2003, 08:04 PM
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]When you do pass me, make sure you pass Sa'ar as well[/colorost_uid0]
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#140
08-01-2003, 08:07 PM
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Well... Sa'ar is really fast... Which doesn't mean I won't,  but it'll take a while.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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