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09-12-2003, 03:40 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Oh look, John Sheridan is eating a pizza.A: Well, thats one sun down, a billion to go.[/color ost_uid0]
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09-12-2003, 04:02 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: We did it! We made that sun explode! Now it's only a matter of time before the rest of the galaxy gets it! Mwahahaha!A: But sir, don't you mean you want the cash or something?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-12-2003, 04:37 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: This is a stick up! Give me all your tribbles NOW!A: So that is how the Borg reproduce[/color ost_uid0]
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09-12-2003, 10:38 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Poor old Ensign Redshirt had a tragic collision with a toaster in the transporter.A: All my ICQ conversations seem to end up in this thread.[/color ost_uid0]
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09-12-2003, 11:44 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey Saar, have you ever heard of the ICQbots that are really Star Trek forum spies?A: Oh cool, the Boy Scouts of the Delta Quadrant are having a Starship Wash this Saturday.[/color ost_uid0]
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09-13-2003, 01:07 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain, some Redshirts have just splattered all over our viewscreen. How shall we get their remains off?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Run a F-test and tell me if that's statistically significant.[/colorost_uid0]
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09-13-2003, 01:19 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: My fatty acids beta-oxidised at a rate of 300,000 reactions/secondA: The devil farts in my face once again.[/color ost_uid0]
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09-13-2003, 01:36 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is something you always hear an accountant say?A: Don't you just hate it when you forget a question you thought of while away from the computer?[/color ost_uid0]
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09-13-2003, 01:54 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: But whips and chains exc...no, hang on, I've got this backwards.Q: Would it hurt your feelings if I called you stickolithic? (Damned if I can remember the Latin word for stick) A: Hey! You! Get offa my cloud![/color ost_uid0]
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09-13-2003, 02:26 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I'm happy, I'm high, I'm bouncing on a Sa'ar cloud.... happy happy, joy joy! Happy happy, joy joy![b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh nothing, I've just be drinking dinitrophenylhydrazine.[/colorost_uid0]
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09-13-2003, 02:28 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why is it that you have your head in the clouds?A: I think its time to introduce John to Bob Smith[/color ost_uid0]
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09-13-2003, 02:55 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I think John's getting a little out of hand with the nuking lately. What do you think we should do?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Okay, that's ONE soundtrack you should never listen to past midnight![/colorost_uid0]
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09-13-2003, 04:00 AM
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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09-13-2003, 04:34 AM
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09-13-2003, 05:00 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: You seem preoccupied with someone. What are you thinking about?A: Naked Scrabble.[/color ost_uid0]
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09-13-2003, 05:10 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: We were going to play naked Twisrter, but I forgot the twister pad. So what should we play?A: Please dont put the scrabble letters there[/color ost_uid0]
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09-13-2003, 07:49 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: If I just use this S to make script, so that you can't make post of it. That's what you get for showing your letters to me.A: I wonder why...[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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