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09-09-2003, 01:28 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Captain, 20 borg cubes are heading our way!A: Is it too much to ask for? All I wanted was a hug.[/color ost_uid0]
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09-09-2003, 03:31 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Oh no. No way. It starts here and who knows where it ends? I will not do anything that might trigger unwanted events.A: Just take a hammer and smash the darn thing already![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-09-2003, 05:38 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I've lost all feeling in my thumb.A: Away, away with rum, by gum.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1245
09-10-2003, 02:22 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why do you prefer dogs as pets over Tarkalean Vaniishing Pigs?A: I need to carry a notebook around to write down answers for this silly game.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1246
09-10-2003, 03:00 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Sa'ar, what's the huge book? It looks like it weighs a ton-and you always bring it to the computer!A: You are LATE! LATE I tell you. Do you realize you are late? You've lost 5%. You'll have to make that up. Do you realize how rude that is to the class? Do you? DO YOU? (wow, it didnt sound so bad when the proffesor said it...but it looks really bad now!)[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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09-10-2003, 03:28 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I'm looking for an argument. Is this the right room?A: Oh, sorry, this is Abuse.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1249
09-10-2003, 06:29 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's the Ewok word that means "The smear left behind when one of those giant orange things from the cartoon steps on an Ewok"?A: Up on the roof.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1250
09-10-2003, 06:52 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So, where did that toy go that was lying around all day and driving you nuts?A: Stay out of the west wing.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-11-2003, 02:05 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What was the one pience of advice that everyone forgot to mention to Monica?A: Opps, we forgot to calculate the revolution of the planet around the sun into the computer before starting this trip. Now we got to go find it again.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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09-11-2003, 04:44 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Lord Vader, the Death Star is fully powered and ready to--hey! Where did the planet we're going to blow up go to?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Thanks to you, I feel REALLY stupid now.[/colorost_uid0]
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09-11-2003, 10:03 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So, did you stand on the square naked and scream like a baby who lost her mother, like I asked you to?A: Do you even know how to pronounce that?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-11-2003, 11:00 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Mar...mari...marij-kee? Marike? Maricky?A: Mongo like candy![/color ost_uid0]
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#1255
09-12-2003, 12:21 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] How about Skittles, Sa'ar? No Skittles? M&Ms? Do you like M&Ms?(In jokes, in jokes... sorry. Couldn't resist.) [b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Mm-mmm, fatty acids....[/colorost_uid0]
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09-12-2003, 03:59 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Lot of chocolate in this doughnut.A: I can suffer any pain...except embarassment.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1257
09-12-2003, 07:48 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why did you pull out of the latest season of [iost_uid0]American Idol[/iost_uid0]? After the last season of [iost_uid0]Survivor[/iost_uid0], I thought you could survive any form of pain![b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Er... It's a long story. Uhm, heh heh.[/colorost_uid0]
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#1258
09-12-2003, 08:57 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why is Boy George in your bathroom?A: The green light is RED, RED, NOT green![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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09-12-2003, 09:33 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: There are FIVE green lights, don't you see?A: The keenest students go into one level, the average students into another, and the idiots into a third.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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