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09-02-2003, 11:12 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Why are you upset? I thought you killed off the Romulan Redshirt of Evilness already.A: Unfortunately, yes.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs 
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09-03-2003, 05:59 AM
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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09-03-2003, 07:00 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: *Sa'ar's first R-rated response deleted*What does this button "Do not push under pain of kidnapping and other unpleasantness" do? Can I press it? A: *THUMP!* Bugger![/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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09-03-2003, 07:09 AM
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ost_uid0](Sa'ar... I get what you mean. TOO funnyyyy....)[b ost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] And by the way, you DO realize the drink you've been consuming for the last few minutes is poisoned, don't you?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.[/colorost_uid0]
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09-03-2003, 07:33 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: (Stealing from Kira's TJI) Why does the script for Star Wars II suck like a black hole?A: The goblins are fleeing, but the elves are charging. [quote ost_uid0]Q: And by the way, you DO realize the drink you've been consuming for the last few minutes is poisoned, don't you?[/quoteost_uid0]Actually, that was what it sounded like when I bashed my head on the ridiculously low doorframe. The top is level with my chin. Took me less than 24 hours after moving in to do it, too.[/color ost_uid0]
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09-03-2003, 05:37 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: *Sa'ar opens mouth*A: Insert gratuitous forumgoer reference here.[/color ost_uid0]
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09-03-2003, 07:17 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, did you hear that somebody wants to start up a political party based on [gratuitous references to running forum gags go here]?A: Everything's fine. That's supposed to be the color it is.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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09-03-2003, 07:51 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-04-2003, 12:33 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: AAAAHHHH! HELP ME! I'M ON FIRE!! DON'T JUST STAND THERE! HELP!A: It's nice to know you care.[/color ost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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09-04-2003, 01:00 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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09-04-2003, 02:59 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: But...Mrs....JOHN! SON! How [iost_uid0]could[/iost_uid0] you...givemea [bost_uid0]D[/bost_uid0] on this...researchpaperforwhich I expended [iost_uid0]so[/iost_uid0] much, effort?A: -[i ost_uid0]Yawn[/iost_uid0]- Is this before or after he conquers the Earth and makes everyone wear little party hats all the time? :eyeroll:[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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09-04-2003, 03:00 AM
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ost_uid0]ost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Sir..... may I..... use........ the..... bath... room?[b ost_uid0]GAAAH![/bost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, you have [iost_uid0]got[/iost_uid0] to watch this episode of [iost_uid0]Babylon Five[/iost_uid0]! It's the one where Sheridan finally proposes to Delenn! [b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Postmodern deconstructionist theory says that all logic and reason is bunkum. Does that answer your question?[/colorost_uid0]
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09-05-2003, 03:25 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Tuvok, have you found the logic of why Suder started dancing in the mess hall?A: So, you had no motive for tickling the Captain.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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09-05-2003, 08:24 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Like, see, man, I spilled my beer, and Picard is like the GREATEST and like it was WOAH man, and then I was like DUDE! A: Dont be late. Dont be early. No talking. No walking. No running. So singing. No communication of any kind. No offensive clothes. No prissy clothes. And you must be drunk at all times.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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09-05-2003, 01:11 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So I joined your club. Now tell me, what are the rules?A: Very well than, kill yourself if you're so desperate. But know this, the high buildings are thataway.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-06-2003, 06:24 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Your personality is attacking me. What is wrong with you?A: The answer to the question is the answer you will get when you repeat the question in a minute.[/color ost_uid0]
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