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09-01-2003, 03:56 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Neelix, why are you here in Engineering looking for beef?A: Im so glad this disaster didnt get an episode.[/color ost_uid0]
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09-01-2003, 04:35 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Well, we resurrected Harry again. By the way, that building Chakotay crashed into was quite important to the aliens, so it triggered a war on their planet. Wanna have dinner with me?A: Do you mind? I'm trying to read this![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1183
09-02-2003, 12:04 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you think of this? And what do you think of this? And what do you think of this? Don't you think the author is a little bit barmy?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I'm sorry, I think I broke my funny bone this morning.[/colorost_uid0]
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#1184
09-02-2003, 01:55 AM
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#1185
09-02-2003, 02:02 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Doctor, you've got to help me! I think I've gone barmy-- I keep imagining myself as Aragorn from LOTR![b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Mitochondria are EEEEVIL.[/colorost_uid0]
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#1186
09-02-2003, 03:20 AM
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09-02-2003, 03:31 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: My weasel got stuck in the nuclear reactor.A: Vherever dere is wodka. Nuclear Veasel vill be dere![/color ost_uid0]
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09-02-2003, 03:32 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Captain, Chakotay crashed his shuttle into a toxic waste dump.(Grrr. Im keeping the question. It still works, I think.) A: The borg refused to assimulate Chakotay because they couldnt handle hearing him thinking like a tree.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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09-02-2003, 03:35 AM
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#1191
09-02-2003, 03:49 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is something you will never hear Seven say?A: It seems the Doctor has another malfunction. This time he is getting bigger.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1193
09-02-2003, 06:11 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Will Turner, is that a sharp pointy killing-thingy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?A: Who cares about Figwit or Hobbit #3, I want Frodo![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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09-02-2003, 06:32 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you want to go to the Convention of Background and Underused Characters? You might see Mayweather (Sorry for the steal, Zeke)A: My god! It's full of stars![/color ost_uid0]
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#1195
09-02-2003, 07:41 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Have you ever looked up into the sky at night?A: No. Never. That's wrong. Icky. Gross. Let's see it again![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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09-02-2003, 07:01 PM
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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09-02-2003, 07:59 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: How does the penguin smell this morning?A: Ow! That hurts like green![/color ost_uid0]
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#1198
09-02-2003, 09:34 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-02-2003, 10:00 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Bah weep grah nah weep nini bong?A: We are the Knights Who Until Recently Said Ni.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1200
09-02-2003, 10:15 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Oh Knights of Ni, we have found you a shrubbery. May we go now?A: She came back. What can we do now?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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