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Old 09-22-2005, 02:20 PM
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"Then fall Caesar!" Julius yelled, having stepped into the wrong series, and promptly falling over one of the safety rails in Engineering.
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Old 09-22-2005, 04:18 PM
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"Unusual. Many redshirts are hear, yet it is Julius who died" said Councillor T'elepath.
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"Vot iss goink on? Vhy iss my castle so.....modern?", asked Nosferatu, flapping into the wrong dimension...
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"Why? Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyy? Why must you arrest me so?" Cried Chakotay, once again attempting to take the award for Star-Trek's hammiest performance away from Captain Sisko...
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Old 09-23-2005, 03:14 AM
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"Xtreeem!", yelled a skateboarder as he skateboarded through the hallways of the Enter - uh... Voyager, right?
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"Yes, we are on Voyager. And remember, no skateboards in the hall unless it's a time travel episode," remarked a supervisor who got run over by the dude in the redshirt on a skateboard heading for forcefield that someone forgot to turn off after the last invasion by the Borg.
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"Zzzzzzaaaaapppp!", Was the only sound to be heard, and unfortunately, all the redshirts in the room died.
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"All Redshirts have offically been eliminated, Captain. We may procede with our secret plan" said Chakotay.
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"Beautiful, now execute stage two!", said Janeway.
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Carefully, Janeway and Chakotay opened the envelope that contained Stage 2's detailed plan of DOOOOOM
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Old 09-23-2005, 11:16 AM
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"Dangerous mission up ahead...Proceed with caution..." stated the beginning of the plan.
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"Execute Plan 'R'!" Ordered General Jack D. Ripper, temporarily switching dimensions...
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"Forgot about him being part of the plan," said Chakotay, "ignore him for he is a part of the glitch im working on."
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"Great, now we have glitches too!", said an eavesdropper.
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"Hi everyone!" said Neelix, in proper clothing "I'm here to bring everyone some wonderful uckyayukmallooontramprolia soup...ooo, a special new secret Stage B of DOOOOM; can I help?"
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"Janeway, I think I love you more than 7, but only if you can make this Stage B work out properly!" said Chakotay.
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"Let me ask you why you would go that great length to get someone that dangerous to go on this secret mission that everyone knows about except Kim?" asked Chakotay.
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"Murder! Murder most foul!" shouted 7, while attempting to kill Janeway because Chakotay loved her.
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